The Dissenting Dentist

4/5 dentists recommend not following this account. Be a rebel.

[The Dissenting Dentist @dissentingdds]

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[The Dissenting Dentist @dissentingdds]

@Topps Camping by a lake

[The Dissenting Dentist @dissentingdds]

@Topps Going to baseball games!

[The Dissenting Dentist @dissentingdds]

Quick Poll: How often do you brush?
A. Bi-Annually (I’ve got more important things to do)
B. Quarterly (I try to live a balanced life)
C. Monthly (Better safe than sorry!)
D. Weekly (I’m super boujee)

[The Dissenting Dentist @dissentingdds]

Next time you’re thinking about going to the dentist, think about something else.

[The Dissenting Dentist @dissentingdds]

You know who really has dental hygiene figured out? The UK. Enough of this perfectly straight and white nonsense. I like my chompers au naturale, baby!

[The Dissenting Dentist @dissentingdds]

Mouthwash is for rich people with nothing else to waste their money on. Just use vinegar. Ever heard of it?! #bingit

[The Dissenting Dentist @dissentingdds]

@cwfeigles Ok, someone is obviously a history major. Sorry that I can’t memorize which presidents are still alive...

[The Dissenting Dentist @dissentingdds]

Teeth aren’t that important. Just ask George Washington. You think you’re better than George Washington?!

[The Dissenting Dentist @dissentingdds]

@DeanTaylorr Don’t even get me started on brushing! Just brace yourself for some unpopular dental opinions...

[The Dissenting Dentist @dissentingdds]

Floss is for losers #yaisaidit #sorrynotsorry