The Dissentooor

Some Say I’m a Dissenter. I say I’m an innovator & critical thinker. Comedy…Conformist. 🤣 Now leave me alone. 💊

[The Dissentooor @dissentooor]

@itsfatswag white mans fault

[The Dissentooor @dissentooor]

@jayxbt2012 @Rich_Cooper A man in a densely populated city is found to be surrounded by several perfect 10s all bearing at least 3 children of his, working in harmony as 1 family unit, while in total submission, with jolly attitude & grace. The man does not have 6,6,6 but displays unwavering confidence.

[The Dissentooor @dissentooor]

@JQuantAnalytics @blknoiz06 If it’s going really good & you are already out on leisure, tell her you were heading to “place x,y,z” & insist she joins. That would be fun. & women are waiting for fun - & it comes through MEN.

Always be a real & do what YOU want. No need for games, we got real shit to do…

[The Dissentooor @dissentooor]

@JQuantAnalytics @blknoiz06 Man no. You already come off as a g*y dork destined to be used and abused. Just fucking walk up to her, say hi and introduce yourself. It’s not that difficult. Imma have to start a YouTube channel cuz the crap I’m seeing is just mind blowing.

[The Dissentooor @dissentooor]

@JQuantAnalytics @blknoiz06 Close the conversation, “close the deal”, simply ask her to exchange contact information, and give her YOUR NUMBER. You can take hers but doing it this way will weed out the garbage. If she reaches out, you know you got it. Otherwise you’ll be dealing with tons of flaky shit.

[The Dissentooor @dissentooor]

@JQuantAnalytics @blknoiz06 Golden tell if she’s interested and wants to continue the conversation: She asks you a question. If she asks you even 1 question, then she’s intrigued or curious, which means continue. If she doesn’t ask even 1 question, then chances are she is not interested, and you can move on

[The Dissentooor @dissentooor]

@JQuantAnalytics @blknoiz06 You walk up to her, extend your hand and simultaneously say: “hi, how are you? My name is [your name], what’s yours?…it’s nice to meet you.”

Then just carry on a genuine conversation about the PRESENT moment. Where are you? What’s going around you? What do you want?

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@sneako_wave @sneako @N3onOnYT @lilpump Damn why my dude Terrio catching strays like that? Jit ain’t fat no more lol.

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@empireenjoyer10 @DAQUANDSG Yup. I throw them thangs on and don’t give 2 fuqs what a bitch gotta say. It’s all about my convenience. She can bounce.

[The Dissentooor @dissentooor]

Got Dayum!! If your woman don’t look at you the way she’s looking at @obj then cut her loose and start over kid.

[F I T Z @LogFitz6]

masculine urge to clean apartment in record time if a shorty gonna pull up

[Ego Of Sigma @egoofsigma]

Having tattoos nowadays means you are probably a boring person with no unique thoughts so instead you ink your body to make people think you are interesting.

[Sachin Jose @Sachinettiyil]

We just need to celebrate having kids - Elon Musk