@M_ttamara the way he acts as if the natural thing to do would be to check her phone... brother. if you were talking shit, saying awful things about her, and she JUST read all of it, WHYYYYY would she be okay with you looking through her phone?? SHE DOESN'T TRUST YOU MF smh
Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
for those with partners, i highly recommend trying to be completely silent together for an entire day and using only gestures to communicate. so entertaining and its fun trying to see who will break the vow of silence first out of frustration
I read somewhere that "When you choose a life partner you're choosing your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 70 vacations, your retirement friend, career therapist, & someone whose day you'll hear about 18,000 times" and I really can't stress this enough.