TYLΞR

👨🏻‍💻Marketing + Digital Strategy and Implementation 🧬 Xanax Fuelled ✈️ Frequent Traveller 🥐 Will sell soul for good pastries

[TYLΞR @distantclarity]

-- Boyfriend is a 9 letter word, but so is croissant - which is really the same thing.

Coincidence? I think not...

[TYLΞR @distantclarity]

My parents told me I could be anything, so I decided to be anxious

[TYLΞR @distantclarity]

I wished a friend happy 40th...

He's only 33.

My friends and I have a love hate relationship... They love to hate me.

I give the people what they want 🤷🏻‍♂️

[TYLΞR @distantclarity]

This seems like such a pathetic thing to admit as a 31 year old - but I just woke up from a nightmare filled with anxiety causing scenarios.

I keep presenting this "it's all ok. This is fine." Image, but secretly in my mind everything is catching fire around me 🔥

[michael vincent @mvddm]

Katya: *makes joke*

Trixie:

https://t.co/9L1TGTEMej

[TYLΞR @distantclarity]

@qornea @homovexedus be warned

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

How come the same lawmakers who say gun laws won't stop gun violence believe abortion laws will stop abortion?

[TYLΞR @distantclarity]

I wish you could give people bad reviews, like these asshats taking calls, watching videos and having loud conversations in the quiet zone 🙄😑

[TYLΞR @distantclarity]

The lady at the Lounge just asked to see my photo ID because I didn't look the age they have on my frequent flyer profile...

WELL I'M FLATTERED

[TYLΞR @distantclarity]

At least this time I'm wearing shorts in Miami

[TYLΞR @distantclarity]

Charisma... Uniqueness... Nerve and, Talent!

[TYLΞR @distantclarity]

Thank god I just have 3.5 more days in Dallas.

Then Miami and Brazil 💃🏻

[TYLΞR @distantclarity]

I'm missing my squirrelfriends tonight.

I wanna be living it up at a ridiculous party in São Paulo

[ess ♡ @atreidcs]

James Charles popping his Sugar Bear Hair ""'anxiety gummies""" after Tati made a video exposing his clownery

[Caroline @pesylovato]

everyone after Tati Westbrook exposed James Charles and ended his career https://t.co/s4IeQFrbhw

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

As YouTube makeup influencers feuded with each other, I couldn’t help but wonder: Had their relationship been built using a bad foundation?

[GMS @GMSXXXXXX]

Yoooo! Who did this, I’M DONE 😂😂

[TYLΞR @distantclarity]

All men TBH

[A.J. @ajhisnandez]

it should be mandatory for straight men to be kept in confinement from the ages of 10-25 or until they pass a series of exams that qualify them as mature enough to coexist with the rest of us without always making a scene