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doctor who, big brother, and other silly things. yorkshire lass. maths teacher. nap enthusiast. she/her

[river @distortlightb]

for people wondering why the results ended this way #eurovision

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@ScalingStories1 @YouTube @TeamYouTube @YouTubeCreators you give your own opinionated “corner”.. you use your own voice, you use your own minecraft videos.,, how is any of this really different to podcast formats like two hot takes? @TeamYouTube sort it out

[river @distortlightb]

had low hopes for this snl uk but diana is making me cry laughing #snluk

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@superTV247 What a legend

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if i don’t see anna faris doing the mia goth dance from pearl shouting “but im a star!”…. im going to be so disappointed

[Cine Vichaar @Cine_vichaar]

‘SCARY MOVIE 6’ is set to parody the following films

• Sinners
• Weapons
• A Quiet Place
• Terrifier / Terrifier 3
• Longlegs
• Stranger Things (Vecna)
• The Substance
• Smile / Smile 2
• Get Out
• Nope

[river @distortlightb]

@janrather @M1das_OW2 literally the first thought i had too so i rushed to the comments to see if anyone else had said so haha

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people talking about r*pe…
there’s boys at my school who respect male teachers but do not in any means respect female teachers. they do not see me as a person but as someone below them. they see me as dirt.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Boys will be taught to how respect women and girls as part of the new national curriculum

[@thetimes]

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people in the comments missing the fact this was a 1d edit back in the day. i can’t-
#Eurovision

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i think we have to accept the fact isr*el are winning eurovision 2026. yes, before any songs have been released.

eurovision has always been political. more liberal countries leaving just increases their power. it’s time to boycott #eurovision

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@rookersgabel @aaronPDbisiaux @BooksysBack @bbuk they’ve blocked me lol so i can’t reply 😭 what a coward

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@aaronPDbisiaux @rookersgabel @BooksysBack @bbuk wtf are you searching to only come upon this thread now?

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@BritsandBlobs definitely think aitch and his sisters top anything that’s come before

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@patvtweets what an edit lmao i’m fuckijg crying

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can’t help but think aitch has won the show with that. and rightfully so #imaceleb

[river @distortlightb]

we bonded for 10 minutes whilst the class was working on rearranging y=mx+c hahaha

[river @distortlightb]

had a random year 9 student ask me today if i liked eurovision. this came out of nowhere. i was stood there like

[river @distortlightb]

sorry only just seen this! was busy teaching my students about pronouns. so many of them using they/them now! my year 7s love it 😘😘

[river @distortlightb]

@theswedenboo “for people wondering”

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for people wondering why the results ended this way #eurovision

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martin you’ll be in the history books for supporting a genocide #eurovision

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@aaaaandreee i’m so sorry 😭

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@Rhabdolux a bloke with a flag as a pfp coming for mine???? oh how will i ever recover 😱😱😱 show your face bby x