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she/her 🕴

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entering the workforce is crazy because you start to realise that all those workplace sitcoms were NOT an exaggeration

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Being potwash until close whole you're on your period may be the worst thing I've ever had to go through

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I'm not materialistic but listening to Tyler makes me want to get my bread up EVERY TIME

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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@minionluvr222 I JUST FINISHED CHAPTER 39 BEFORE THE SECOND REAPING THEY CANT DO THIS TO ME

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@moonyissobased TWINNINGGG 🤞🤞🤞

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i’m really about to put a fts quote in my year book because it was to most meaningful thing to happen in my 5 years of education 😭 #ftstwt

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tbh #bts 🫡🫡

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i cant wait to tell a man that twilight is the best movie franchise ever made and watch him squirm

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authors please stop putting “as if they were main characters in a movie” TO DESCRIBE THE MAIN CHARACTERS!! IT BREAKS THE 4TH WALL AND MAKES ME AWARE. I DONT WANT ANY THOUGHTS

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WE DONT WANT HIM!! #mineta

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@wilbqr ew now that i look at it is kind liek a i’m not like other girl please frgive me 🙏🙏

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@wilbqr mmmmm I Care A Lot mayb because dead capitalist lesbians... uhh Bugsy Malone.. and Ferris Bulers Day Off thats all i a think of rn bestie xx

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@ITSPATELLATIME ANSWER MY MESSAGES YOU WHORE

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@ITSPATELLATIME @ghost3ur it needs to be recorded as evidence and put in an archive somewhere

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@ITSPATELLATIME @ghost3ur THIS HAS AHPPENED BEFORE HE SAID IT IN TEXT AND THEN DELETED IT I WAS SO PISSED I NEED TO CATCH HIM SLIPPING

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@ITSPATELLATIME @ghost3ur DID HE SAY BESTIE PLS PLS SAY YOU SCREENSHOTTED IT PL

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crona <3