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Personal account. I bang on about Football altogether too much. I say I dabble in creative things like writing and programming, but that is probably a lie.

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DistractedEd jnr the elder’s been having vivid dreams. Other night, parents were @samkerr1 & @chrishemsworth, played football & starred in Thor. Next night interrogated a cat & had pudding (@mishacollins @JensenAckles @jarpad)#parentingright #football #MarvelsAvengers #SPNFamily

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@benpobjie Jack’s raging bile duct?

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Stating that this was a “network failure” when we all saw the replay demonstrates a fundamental lack of understanding the technology before we even begin. #dumptheVAR #yesIknowmyteamwon #trustmeimanetworkengineer https://t.co/Itw0jlVaD0

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@Gatty54 Too much 1-0 and catennaccio- poor choice. What's Aurelio Vidmar doing lately???

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This thread is very much worth a read. Truth feels like such a rare thing these days. #bewarepropaganda #Africangangs https://t.co/XHZZHlVbia

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Distractedjnr is not yet 10 years old. Says upon seeing @realDonaldTrump tweet about having a bigger button than #KimJongUn and says "He's like a THREE year old!!!" #schooled #smartkid #reallyUSAthisiswhoyouchoose???

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@TheFootballSack Group B will be declared the Star Wars group to celebrate The Last Jedi coming out on DVD and Spain v Portugal will be depicted as an epic struggle between the Dark and the Light.

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@AGAKIBAUTISTA You've got Poland, Senegal and Columbia, that is really not a shit group - it's very even! I'm much happier with our group (C, vs France Peru (who we promised New Zealand we would bash for them ;P ) and Denmark)

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@benmackey Yes agreed, I don't think we can do France but we always step up against their like. Peru - well we have to pass on regards on behalf of the Kiwis so that's a must win, and Denmark will be tough but quite doable. I'm shocked it's not a group of death!!!

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@Socceroos @TheFootballSack 's Nutella sandwich. That's actually a really good idea, I'm gonna go make one...

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@TheFootballSack ...because it's ALWAYS Germany, innit ;P

AND Spain.

AND Iran.

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@L3Buck No. Noone can do our accent. Even many of us can't do our own accent.

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@L3Buck Australia. Then when we get knocked out, you get to pick a different country again. It's what we always do ;P

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#WorldCupDraw #bbcfootball said before "Anyone but Australia from Pot 4"

...do you guys not like us anymore??? :*( #WEWANTENGLAND

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@andrew_54 This was not the Honduras I was expecting to be sure. Kind of relieved at that.

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Well thank heavens for that. #AUSVHON

[The Betoota Advocate @BetootaAdvocate]

Local Gay Socceroos Supporter Literally Explodes https://t.co/PzS4CezwAD

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@swalshy9 @AMEquality Can I order the chicken?

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@itsJuliaHardy ...but are you ready for FPV-VR Drone Racing gaming??? ;P https://t.co/nHhGRfCag0

[Kate McLennan @katemclennan1]

*start to read 280 character tweet, get halfway through, white noise sfx screams in brain, eyes scramble to shorter tweet & breathe*