Claire

/disˈtraktəˌvôr/ Noun. An animal that feeds on distractions.
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I'm actually too cool to care what my cat thinks (tell him I said that)

[Claire @distractivore]

I don't really care if you celebrate halloween or not but if you call it 'hallowinkydinks' we can't be friends.

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Did Limp Bizkit Predict the Future? Because Everything Is Fucked and Everybody Sucks
https://t.co/C2XMTdFfHj

[Elf DeFi @Elf_DeFi]

Our TG is now live. We will giveaway one of these lovely ladies at 100 members. Original hand drawn artwork by a female artist, each NFT entitles you to a token airdrop and many other benefits. https://t.co/bqIVlcm6rI #NFTCommunity #nfts #womennfts #ene #crypto

[Claire @distractivore]

@snurb_dot_info Is it overrated? Or are you secretly starting channel number 241 and this is just a ruse to keep the other 240 from finding out via your ads-targeting profile? I have _so many_ questions.

[Claire @distractivore]

@JhonenV Solution: you buy me a stupidly ridiculous gaming monitor, consider your charity work for the year done, (mine will be doing the heavy lifting getting that weight off your mind) and then we can both play games with a conscience as crystal clear as the graphics..

[Claire @distractivore]

@snurb_dot_info For the same reason we still put interactive buttons and switches on things that would work fine with no human intervention (and why bad governments get elected/re-elected)
Different = scary (spooky jazz hands)

[Claire @distractivore]

@realcanberra no. and I'm not sorry.

[Claire @distractivore]

@isobelardent might be too late now but the solution is disney channel halloween movie like halloween town or twitches

[Claire @distractivore]

@_Ninji I have nothing useful to say to make it less trash so here is a picture of my cat, Toast

[Claire @distractivore]

@k_lliste I've been working 100% for myself and from home for like 11 months now. Highly recommend.

[Claire @distractivore]

@clairegcoleman I'm late to this party but this is mine. Good Omens. Patrick says he has no idea who did that to the cover but he will gladly help me search for the culprit for treats... 🤔 #suspicious

[Claire @distractivore]

#thefriendisme

[Claire @distractivore]

#AskingForAFriend

[Claire @distractivore]

😭💙🦕

[Tom Rosenthal @tomrosenthal]

Fenn, my nearly 4 year old daughter, recorded her first ever solo song today. She came up with all the words herself and I helped her a little bit with the tune. It’s called ‘Dinosaurs in Love’. 🦕❤️🦕

[EFF @EFF]

We need to require private companies that collect, use, retain, or share information about us—including our face prints or other biometric information—to get informed opt-in consent before doing so. https://t.co/RZB9ArLk4o

[Claire @distractivore]

this is lovely 💖💖😍

[Kassy @up]

I received my first donation on my bushfire relief fundraiser. 🥰💖 If you would like to help out too, please view my blog https://t.co/fU5azkv1Gb

#AustralianBushfire

[Claire @distractivore]

@scroeser This is so precious 😍 my heart is melting

[Claire @distractivore]

@k_lliste I love the dead body and blowing in firm poses! I am just starting to get back into DDP yoga and it is a whole thing. My body is so mad at me 😂

[Claire @distractivore]

@k_lliste Bonus!! That would be my favourite part too 😂

[Claire @distractivore]

@k_lliste How did they not slip and fall over??? Does gravity not apply in bikram??