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MADNESS: TEEN FOUND SWIMMING IN TIDAL BASIN
At approx. 1:00PM, a boy was seen jumping into the water and attempting to swim across the tidal basin, as thousands of onlookers gasped and his friends cheered from land. We assume he lost fantasy football, due to writing on his chest.

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@TheRallyMullet I was wondering where trevor went and what happened to him

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@Gurusalem22 @ChuckyOlivesMMA Chandler hurt about everyone he fought to be fair

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@FightKarnivore Waiting for someone to sucker punch old bra knock him back to the 50s

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@washingtondc @wmata Woodley

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@frambrady33 @Nationals Its 0-15 in the last 3 years

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@OriyaMid @cryptic_zay Oliviera was getting lit up by dustin

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@OSAMAjidf @SharjilSays @KChimaev @SStricklandMMA Your a bitch, your moms a bitch, your fathers a bitch, your religion is retarded, and your race is inferior.

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@lemosmma_ People forget man Strickland was winning until he lost.

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@Elonov_MMA Dont step foot in the DMV area.

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@Sabelo_King2 @hawaiianpaul101 @ChampRDS That was specifically to counter paddy’s style and prevent himself from getting taken down. Against fiziev and porier he kept his range and was way tighter with his combinations. Against khabib too even though he lost he showed he can land big shots while moving backwards.

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I am so back

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@OnePursuitTakes send him to the moon

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@richjacobs79075 @PeadarKropotkin @ianmiles Glizzy Gang > cops

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@UmpScorecards this is good for angels standards

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@DC_Draino only a million ppl died in the US so good work

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@POTUS no its not fuck ms ward

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@searlebaseball mets are finishing 5th.

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@Lexos2007 @goryphoto boxing

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@bennyjohnson Your pfp makes you look like someone who could easily be sex trafficked

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@catturd2 the republican party shaking in its boots rn