Jesse Octavian

Vegas desert rat that does graphic design/bartending and really likes art n stuff.

[Jesse Octavian @districts_sleep]

@liltaytay007 @shwayyze I usually eat breakfast around 4, you guys are all early as hell

[Jesse Octavian @districts_sleep]

I hope this dumb ass sees how many people are bagging on him so he never draws a weapon again lmfao

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Watch this: Video from inside shooter’s car captures road rage incident

https://t.co/62LdHSTJjY

[Yuri @YuriXBT]

she went from “LMFAOOO” to “lol” i lost her

[Jesse Octavian @districts_sleep]

If I get a shitty tip it’s 90% chance it’s from a fellow paisa and it makes me so MAD

[Jesse Octavian @districts_sleep]

Listen, I love being Mexican, but y’all mf beaner asses need to learn to tip more than 5% lmfao

[Jack @Mrmistaphillips]

There’s no place like Carson City Nevada

[ur little dark age @sneaknmeeks]

Me sowing: hehehehe 😈
Me reaping: man wtf :(

[me @boltsfood]

embarrassed bc i'm walking down the sidewalk and a rat is just like walking next to@me and it looks like we're together

[amy terry @pixelameart]

happy 2022! painted with POSCA markers :)

[Jesse Octavian @districts_sleep]

@ro3zmo Not to mention that alcohol is a naturally occurring organic compound, AND humans have been producing/drinking alcohol for thousands of years more than we’ve had written language lmao

[Jesse Octavian @districts_sleep]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! Everyday is another day of suffering, closer and closer to oblivion #MyTwitterAnniversary

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

we as a country need a section at the zoo where you can smoke with the monkeys

[prance @bocxtop]

LA is amazing dude where else can u spend more money than ever before to have the worst time of ur life

[Jesse Octavian @districts_sleep]

@vivalawhitegirI LUV YUUU

[Jesse Octavian @districts_sleep]

Face update: November 2021

[Jesse Octavian @districts_sleep]

“Omg are we the last people in the bar? When do you guys close?” We closed like 15 minutes before I turned off the music and started sliding barstools across the floor, which was a while ago

[Jesse Octavian @districts_sleep]

Happy Friday! Here’s some fun bar etiquette from a your local DTLV bartender: when the lights turn on (after last call) it is a polite way of the staff saying pls gtfo, not have a 30 minute convo w your friend, thanks!