Zack Robinson

#MrSarcastic

[Zack Robinson @ditchthedrab]

If you're a copywriter charging per word, then I'm sorry, but you don't understand what a copywriter does.

#copywriting #marketing

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@bobblebardsley Just get everyone to wear the same colour and stop trying to be ‘quirky’

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Agree?

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@fbcommsagency Three letters and it begins with 'p'.

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@ruthsedarwrites I guess my gran will stay dead forever.

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Perhaps I was a tad ambitious.

What do you think?

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Giving someone advice on how to be funny is absolutely pointless.

It’d be like giving Donald Trump advice on how to be sexy.

Some things you just cannot learn.

#MrSarcastic #Marketing

[Zack Robinson @ditchthedrab]

Want my 5-step framework on how to trick the algorithm and boost engagement on your tweets?

Yeah?

Well there isn't one.

Stop being a lazy f*ck. 

#mrsarcastic

[Zack Robinson @ditchthedrab]

Every bloke in the UK over the past 48 hours:

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@yesnoum Fudge by any chance?

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@sarah_e_colley how on earth is ‘etc’ clear? 🤣

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@simondeverell Possibly.

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@dpkingsbury I mean, maybe…

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@robot_unit ‘Breakfast stuff and drinks and shit’

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@kidcamel I’m guessing sausages ‘and shit’…

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@kidcamel Saw it on Scottish Patterr mate — y’know the insta account. So jokes.

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@kennykensit Haha, saw it on Scottish Patterr — y’know that Insta account?

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@SeashellSocials Haha, no idea 🤣

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Lovely stuff 👌🏻

@Tesco

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[Zack Robinson @ditchthedrab]

Emma Radu-can’t-win-anymore.