Dite Dea

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@chester_sus Someone give him some mascara/lashes

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@sanguines13 Seriously

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Training today

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@lostzawg I'm getting in the record book AND I'm making a subreddit where they'll build tiny shrines to me. The subreddit will gain traction due to my unusually small member, but once it gets popular enough, the Redditors will decide my penis was never really that interesting and leave me

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@saltydkdan Mew's birthed through your head like the goddess Athena

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@alliharvard Mouth hanging open all corpse-like

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@ow_snowy I'm sorry they were mean ❤️

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That blond who kicks balls into people's faces is entertaining. And he can get his feet quite high in the air. None of the giants in my family could do that, once they get that big, they tend to be stiff blocks of human, so this is impressive. Hope he wins

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@Eyoyism Lmaooo, just like my dad with not dating American women. He became friends with one, and they did meet in person, but in Mexico

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@ROCKINHOPPER Sometimes you have to let them get beat a little so they know the world isn't all sunshine and roses #parenting

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@Qaus_Quzah I just got the letter 😔 I've been drafted to the Lesbian Wars

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@Peko_girlboss Look, I don't want to hate Ditto, but shapeshifters just can't be trusted. You'd understand if you knew where I came from.

Really, hating Ditto is a discipline I must practice every day, so I never let my guard down around a shapeshifter

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@Judnikki Got a non-stop nine-month long moderate-to-heavy period while on BC. Don't know what caused it, but it must not be fatal if I'm still here.

God am I envious reading when people get good results and/or find what the problem is (obviously happy for them though)

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@SillyBWoman So nostalgic

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@areheon Yes, I need timid Eevee so Vaporeon can fucking MOVE its slow ass

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@theashleyray Giving him a gun to point at you

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@SatanicSF @Chinchillazllla Still tricking people to this day

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@theashleyray I envy this mindset

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@ErickR1982 @lizisamused My dad's started dating after my mom died and honestly, not being a complete creep already puts you wayyyyyy ahead

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@colleen_eileen Hm, not sure if one character witness is enough. Call in Steve Pineapple to testify