Me: Smoking baby at a Chinese wedding you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag is too different. Your bitch is too bad. They'll turn you into their new Twitter pfp.
Smoking baby at a Chinese wedding:
The thing you have to realize about trads is that it’s all fake. Once a tradition is over it’s over. People in the 12th century weren’t trads it was just the lived reality. By trying to be trad you are already not being trad. The most trad thing you can do is just be normal.
Decolonize your vocabulary. Stop saying “Asia” and “The West.” Instead say “the orient” and “the occident.” Stop saying “Muslim” and start saying “Mohammedan.” Stop saying “Middle East” and start saying levant. Stop saying “northern” and “southern,” say “boreal” and “meridional.”
The reason meals taste so much better at restaurants than at home is because they put about a half stick of butter in every dish. The old adage of “it tastes better when someone else makes it” is true because you’d feel insane adding as much fat, sugar and salt at home.
College essays should be abolished. 17 year olds mostly don't have deep interesting things to say ( if what they are saying is even true or written by them) and people shouldnt be at a disadvantage for living a normal middle class childhood.