~ ✿ aritzia ✿ ~

my friends call me ritzi. y'know, a bit like the crackers.

[amanai @Markus7Red]

FUCKING NATIONALISE THE WATER INDUSTRY ALREADY. THEY WASTE NEARLY 3 BILLION LITRES A DAY BECAUSE THEY INVEST FUCK ALL IN WATER INFRASTRUCTURE.

[tay ✩ˊ˗ @mizulemonart]

being trans in the uk: omg i finally got a gender clinic referral! but it is in 260 days… and the only appointments are at THREE IN THE MORNING?

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

the world was better without ai

[Laura @Lauurarzz]

Não consigo entender como alguém prefere beijar alguém e sentir um BIGODE do que sentir um cheiro doce de perfume de mulher

[Fuckingmuggle @Fuckingmuggle1]

Necesito saber cómo hace la gente adulta para tener amistades nuevas. Yo genero muchísimos vínculos pero son todos bastante superficiales y se terminan rápido o están atados a una actividad muy específica.

[Nifast🍀Greentail @NGreentail]

There cannot possibly be an evolutionary advantage to snails being that slow

[₊˚⊹Doze₊ @Dozed044]

Trans ppl are like 2% of the population. Why is everyone up their ass

[bug girl @buggirl]

hating children and babies doesn’t make you edgy or cool it just kinda makes you a weird as fuck asshole. dehumanizing the most vulnerable population on earth and thinking they should be excluded from society is not the quirky take you think it is

[~ ✿ aritzia ✿ ~ @ditzy_flowers]

a flying strawberry!

[project hail temmie || TEAM MYSTERY 🌱🐞 @TemmieMew]

my father has recently become obsessed with this bird: the red avadavat aka strawberry finch. he wants us to get one as a pet. every time we see something red he’s like “this is just like that indian bird i like”

[~ ✿ aritzia ✿ ~ @ditzy_flowers]

everything in life is better with cheese

gimme that chicken parm stat

[g @sexowrld]

"você usou seu celular 5 horas a menos esta semana" é que estou passando mais tempo na frente de uma tela maior

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

[dimden @dimden]

we lost the technology for reverse image search

[T @dfwtee_]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE.

[🕊 @guestnoobfan100]

I cannot believe the dovekie is a real bird it makes me tear up looking at it. The name is so literal it looks like a dove shaped like a rubber duckie

[~ ✿ aritzia ✿ ~ @ditzy_flowers]

do i love my job? yes.

do i hate that one manager? also yes.

employment is a scam...

[amelia @transangelism]

a woman being in her underwear with a tank top on is A LOT hotter than if shes just naked

[Max0r @realMax0r]

my toxic autistic trait is that I can’t lie about probabilities no matter what so I always introduce doubt for no reason into extremely basic directions or statements

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

If MAGA endorses a third Trump term, I'm endorsing Mamdani for President, if we're breaking the rules, let's REALLY break the fucking rules.