neighborhood dipshit

mostly gravy baby

[neighborhood dipshit @ditzydearest]

told alexa to play black eye peas while i started chores but decided to change it until i gotta feeling

[neighborhood dipshit @ditzydearest]

things keep happening that make me want to go on a bender

[neighborhood dipshit @ditzydearest]

boss said i can bring a plate to the mid year party

[neighborhood dipshit @ditzydearest]

@machinegunkelly hey i’m going to your concert tonight in the grass, in the rain, bc it’s gavin’s birthday!!! i don’t like concerts or know any of your songs besides that one- so happy birthday gavin!!! you show up for your friends birthdays

[neighborhood dipshit @ditzydearest]

yeah no physically i’m fine but financially im wondering why a footlong from @SUBWAY with chips & a drink ended up being $22

[neighborhood dipshit @ditzydearest]

just found out it’s going to be a yellow shellos. my favorite color. my favorite pokemon. fuck me amirite.

[neighborhood dipshit @ditzydearest]

they’re gonna throw that new eevee in to try to make people get the switch 2 & the new game. helluva trump card.

[neighborhood dipshit @ditzydearest]

thinking about chicken strips with psoriasis

[neighborhood dipshit @ditzydearest]

update: they forgot to put sauce on our pizza & he said he would still ride for them

[neighborhood dipshit @ditzydearest]

boyfriend got home from a long day. asked him how work was & all he said was “i thought all day how i would kill someone for @littlecaesars ceo”

[chl$ @chelsssseeeea]

I can’t stand it anymore

[neighborhood dipshit @ditzydearest]

they’re gonna throw that new eevee in to try to make people get the switch 2 & the new game. helluva trump card.

[SoulSilverArt @soulsilverart]

Idk if people realize what this means-

If nearly everything in Nemona’s house in SV was a hint to future games(especially Gen10)…then that leaves this painting of 2 Eevee unaccounted for.

Yeah…I’m like 90% sure we’re gonna get two new Eeveelutions in Pokémon Winds and Waves👀

[neighborhood dipshit @ditzydearest]

yeah no, the food would’ve been good but i had to use a big spoon so i hated every bite

[neighborhood dipshit @ditzydearest]

it’s crazy how quitting a job that’s sucking the life out of you like a hooker with rent due tomorrow suddenly makes life worth living again

[neighborhood dipshit @ditzydearest]

go ahead & give me some PTO along with a 30 mg adderall & i could stop this war

[neighborhood dipshit @ditzydearest]

so like….. are most of us not paying federal taxes anymore? bc like…. i don’t wanna fund this shit lol

[neighborhood dipshit @ditzydearest]

worlds so shit now. when will the teen throuple save us ?

[neighborhood dipshit @ditzydearest]

not getting the new pokémon as i can’t justify giving them any more money as the last games have been so bad- but i can’t wait to see the dog be bipedal

[🇻🇪 @Alfre3jo]

@WhiteRaceSavior @MF_DOOM_GOAT Fixed 👍🏾

[neighborhood dipshit @ditzydearest]

@SomaKazima2 fennekin was the dog, they’re doubling up

[neighborhood dipshit @ditzydearest]

it’s dangerous to go alone. here, take this.

[neighborhood dipshit @ditzydearest]

can’t wait to see the bipedal dog

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Introducing the first partner Pokémon from #PokemonWindsWaves!

Say hello to Browt 🌱, Pombon 🔥, and Gecqua 💧. Who will you partner with on this adventure, Trainers?