haley.

Whatever it was, it was into me, and I'm kissing it.

[haley. @ditzydunphy]

HALEY DUNPHY !

Mature Themes ♦️ Multiship/chem ♦️ OC Friendly ♦️ Crossover friendly ♦️

#ModernFamilyrp #mofyrp #sitcomrp

[haley. @ditzydunphy]

// Feeling personally attacked from no one telling me this verse is sorta revived. It's like we all forgot I existed. 🙄

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝕷𝙚͟𝙨͟𝙨͟𝙤͟ ‍ .ᐟ @bewitchedynasty]

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[haley. @ditzydunphy]

I have the best advice for women and business. Get your freaking ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days. Smh.

[haley. @ditzydunphy]

They both do
It's embarrassing.

[haley. @ditzydunphy]

Alex wets the bed!

[haley. @ditzydunphy]

I'M NOT?

[haley. @ditzydunphy]

weird vibes in the studio TODAY

[haley. @ditzydunphy]

i gotta work? Do you ( know ) how much ( work ) it is, to look ( this ) good?? if anything I'm working 23/8!

a burglar hmm? Nah that sounds gross and like too much work ew.

[⋆ ࣪ ˖ 𝙋𝙃𝙄𝙇 .ᐟ ु ˎˊ˗ @PEERENTING]

I'm sorry, honey, but that's not how it works. You've gotta work to make a living. That's just how the world works. Or you can become a burglar and just take money, like they do on TV.

Actually scratch that last part, that may not be such a good idea.

[haley. @ditzydunphy]

new phone who dis?

[. ݁ ،̲،̲ claire dunphy. @LOSTELECTlON]

I've found some job applications for you, hun.

[haley. @ditzydunphy]

so?

[haley. @ditzydunphy]

at least Lily has a sense of fashion.

[haley. @ditzydunphy]

@feistyhousewife // no?

[haley. @ditzydunphy]

@feistyhousewife // not ignoring

[haley. @ditzydunphy]

of course you don't understand me.
you're not on my level.

[haley. @ditzydunphy]

why would you ( ever ) want to
go UNDER WATER??? that totally
ruins your hair.

[haley. @ditzydunphy]

...what?

[haley. @ditzydunphy]

@smartsarcasms // WOW

[haley. @ditzydunphy]

oh my god you can do that?

[haley. @ditzydunphy]

@smartsarcasms // HAAAA WHEN YOU HAVE 0 FOLLOWERS

[haley. @ditzydunphy]

god tell me about it.
anyone who wants to ( willingly )
work there must be so so sad.