conejita

none of it was real

[conejita @ditzypixxie]

Okay but I actually really need a cigarette

[conejita @ditzypixxie]

I need a cigarette

[conejita @ditzypixxie]

Told the wrong friend I wanted to kms as a joke and now they’re actually worried man it was a joke! I don’t even own a gun

[Gael @koothveil]

Eu tentando não me matar esse mês

[Nostos @NostosLit]

- Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka

[Miilato @miiilato]

tom holland getting paid $100M to act broke, miserable, lonely, depressed and traumatized meanwhile i'm doing it for free

[bambi @cervviidae]

a stab of hunger <3

[conejita @ditzypixxie]

My friend told me I’m his uncertified therapist and I didn’t know how to tell bro I’m insane. He should know by now

[pervert @necrphiliac]

deleting my hobbies and friends to focus on my suicidal thoughts

[conejita @ditzypixxie]

I’d move to New York for Mayor Mamdani alone but I hate the idea of living in a city and I’m broke

[conejita @ditzypixxie]

I wish men wouldn’t flirt with me. You are a MAN. Go away.

[conejita @ditzypixxie]

My theory is that fans of Spider-Man funded a go fund me or something for his hospital bills

[𝕮𝕠𝕝𝕕𝔸𝕦𝕣𝕒 @Ofcimcold]

Can someone explain this to me how frank was able to pay Peter's hospital bill when he's literally a broke wanted man in spiderman brand new day?

[conejita @ditzypixxie]

Peter’s just that one guy in the friend group that gets to tag along when it’s just the girls

[mai 🕸️ @pipravifys]

Peter parker also being here. For some reason.

[conejita @ditzypixxie]

I hate being a marvel fan it’s like being hugged and then punched in the face at the same time

[conejita @ditzypixxie]

Tom Holland slutty little waist has been attacking my feed

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Emily Dickinson, letter to Abiah Root

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

"you dodged a bullet"

it's actually hit me, went straight through me, and left me trying to figure out how to put myself back together. but thanks

[mavsmarie @mavsmarie]

This is not fucking normal