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sparkle on! it's wilson wednesday

[clock opera @o8040]

when u have no phone at the bus stop u start thinking thoughts like that squirrel is noticeably bigger than the other ones thats the boss

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I haven't seen my house centipede in nearly two weeks. We made an agreement to check in with each other... ooh this terrible feeling, no it can't be

[Alex @EL1X1RN0MAD]

when you taking a bounded integral and your homeboy start talking bout some "don't forget the +C" infront of the hoes

[Yashaswi More @itsyashi24]

9 am: i can’t wait till bedtime

10 pm: i’ve always wanted to write my own operating system

[Yacine @hearts4kamiko]

I fantasize about being asked questions

[🔻 | Flat Bat | 🔻 @justaflatbat]

Had an exam question where I had to estimate the blood pressure in a giraffes head when it bent down to drink water and the answer i got was the same order of magnitude as the pressure inside a star lol. Think I nailed it.

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

i won’t redownload hinge because love will find me in the real world, where i constantly have noise cancelling headphones on

[T✨ @txadel_]

Sorry I’m tired of us talking in circles. Men know rape and sexual coercion are wrong and they’re not confused, they literally just know there’s no real consequences, especially if they pretend to be confused because nobody wants to believe women anyway. That’s all.

[TracerRacerX @TracerRacerX]

The ten minute window where I sort of felt like taking a shower has closed and now I must remain filthy for the rest of the day

[rune ♀ @femwitness]

unfortunately, i love my daughter too much to ever bring her into this world. she’ll be the safest inside of me and i’ll carry her with me until i die

[✨spooky kelsey✨ @ksullzz]

i cant keep reading news about evil men its depressing and nauseating and none of them are held accountable

[cris @goldfiregodking]

reflecting on post-grad life

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

I like thinking about how a fox jumping over a dog could never know that that situation uses every letter of the latin alphabet. It makes me see my most mundane activities differently. Like maybe "the tall man overcooked the basmati rice" is a pangram in the language E.T. speaks

[viv nguyen @vivvyn_]

to whoever cracked the guy before his shift at tim hortons today… i thank you…

[brog 🔜 uncle pussy @Broganderss]

my boyfriend has such a way with his camera

[eve @csiirac]

im quieter and younger and even higher in the frozen qinling mountains

[o6frog @o6frog]

i just realised the brush i use for everything is literally thukuna what

[seroja @evolcel]

“misandry dominated home” LET ME IN