Eyin werey oni cocaine, olorun ma ba mi ba tiyin je.
If una don hawk cocaine finish, una go come begin build rubbish house for gbagada with tiny windows, come put 5m per year.
I hope you keep misplacing your shipments so that Pablo will haunt you down. Bastards.
You can’t reasonably price goods in a country where a tiny but impactful percent of the population operates in a criminal economy that is disconnected from everyday reality.
It's part of why real estate prices keep escalating in a country with multidimensional poverty.
Psychologically, it’s probably really harmful that you can just be chilling or doing something that requires electricity and NEPA will just take light on your ass without any warning. Now imagine dealing with this all your life.
My conspiracy theory (which is no conspiracy theory at all) is that Nigerians are being burdened with low quality problems by design. That’s the structure. This is how things are to be.
How do you tell someone operating on survival mode to look beyond their current reality?
Today was an incredibly tough day so I drove straight home at 8pm and put on Something’s Gotta Give (Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton), after this we’ll watch It’s Complicated (Alec Baldwin, Meryl Streep) on Netflix.
My wife has made pounded yam and efo riro and we’ll wash it down with Escudo Rojo and Coke (Coca-Cola pls).
(We bought a yam pounder and she likes to mix her red wine with Coke)
After this, we’ll face whatever tomorrow brings and go again.
The child of my mother, try do life with someone who has your best interests at heart o. This thing no be ordinary eye.
Oluwasheun ❤️