Kelly

Reader. Chocolate milk enthusiast. Xennial. #collingwood tragic. Passionate about #loveozya. Painting the town beige.

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I see the Danny Southern haircut is popular in W.A #AFLPiesEagles

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The young men hitting themselves in the face with hammers, are they the same kids who were eating the laundry detergent pods? How did we even get here?

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I'm the biggest bogan to ever have boganed. Rock on #SpotifyWrapped2025

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@karenhardy66 It's almost a certainty.

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Thought I'd give #GoldenBachelorAU a watch. Bear is a little too bland but absolutely here for the unhinged ladies.

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Wanted to check if it was raining, @ring cameras all down. Now I'm expected to actually walk outside. It's malarkey.

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@myGovau It seems that someone has unsuccessfully tried to hack into my account. Is it possible to see the IP or where these attempted logins have occurred?

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Ohhhh, they're just going to boo every Collingwood possession are they? 🙄 #AFLCrowsPies

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Stay safe Queenslanders and those in New South Wales who are in the path of #CycloneAlfred ❤️

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Can we keep Robbie Williams on standby? #AFLGF

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The Batmobile has been downgraded I see #AFLGF

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@auspost I have a Ring camera and live in a quiet court but unfortunately he still refuses to leave them. Even when I've asked. He doesn't always wait long enough for someone to come to the door. Unfortunately I've had to chase him for my parcels before.

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@auspost Hey guys. Can a driver refuse to leave items if they don't require a signature?

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@auspost Sure, sending now.

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@auspost Hey guys. My mail is being delivered to my neighbours house, who incidentally have gone away overseas and I'm not able to retrieve my mail. Is there anything I can do in the meantime?

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No doubt Pez is cooking something from the CWA or Women's Weekly cookbook #MasterChefAU

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A Chinese meal? A succulent Chinese meal? #MasterChefAU

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Is something amiss between Poh and Sofia? #MasterChefAU

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Is there any chance the Macedonian Marvel could produce a few more Daicos boys? #AFLPiesDogs

[Kelly @divabooknerd]

Hi @lifebloodau. Are you eligible to donate blood if your iron levels are only slightly low at 26.7?