dunt gedot

20 | they/them | taken💍
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[dunt gedot @divadownerz]

mitski, the beatles, violet harlot, weed, dan and phil, drew gooden, adelaide, my little pony, family guy, fiona apple, new york

[dunt gedot @divadownerz]

theres about five hours a day where i stop being a person. not sure what to do about that

[dunt gedot @divadownerz]

applied for a job at oomfs work and might have got it

[dunt gedot @divadownerz]

Fuck. I missed my teleportation induction and now I can't make it to my class on the squpteenth floor of the Zorgnoid building. I am so going to fail Plutonics 101.

[dunt gedot @divadownerz]

having a back-to-back economics and sociology classes and this is the first required reading for my sociology unit 😭 theyre gonna kill me there with hammers

[dunt gedot @divadownerz]

I’m so ugly and swagless that people compliment my socks before any other part of me

[dunt gedot @divadownerz]

@cashflowmusa wait why was this me taking accounting

[dunt gedot @divadownerz]

@gibboncubed Or just blast them

[dunt gedot @divadownerz]

@gibboncubed Please dm me

[dunt gedot @divadownerz]

very sad that i have the mental illness that makes me unsociable and immovable for weeks at a time, but on the bright side, at least i dont have tarot card divine feminine ultra mega psychosis

[dunt gedot @divadownerz]

peter malinauskus in this >>>

[TVP @Theveripost]

Every year, A town in Italy locks the politician responsible for the year’s most foolish decision inside a cage and plunges them into an icy river.

[dunt gedot @divadownerz]

@ruicharadrius auspol dunktank would go crazy. i'd pay upwards of $20 and queue three blocks down to dunk my premier

[dunt gedot @divadownerz]

@wkeyholder i js follow them straight away no shame

[dunt gedot @divadownerz]

@colleen_daves sweet potato is a fibre rich carb, i cook it in the air fryer with chickpeas in for breakfast every morning... cheap, quick, healthy, and relatively shelf-stable

[dunt gedot @divadownerz]

@The_Shenanigan_ @tomowget this is my Jose Centrist

[dunt gedot @divadownerz]

@gibboncubed if the nearest pub with a pornstar martini is in mclaren vale i may never get to taste one ever again sigh

[dunt gedot @divadownerz]

where in adl does pornstar martini..... even the places that do have a good pornstar martini are always out

[dianaaa🫧 @pwincediana]

no dick has ever been worth more than a 20 minute drive. id cross oceans for some box tho idc

[dunt gedot @divadownerz]

I time traveled back to 1959 to tell Ringo Starr I love and need him. He rejected me but was very polite about it.

[dunt gedot @divadownerz]

@gibboncubed between my probiotics and antibiotics im swallowing 5 pills a day every two and a half hours i cant wait for it to be over. i bought activia yogurt but kefir sounds like a good idea!