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basic bitch vibes

[@Jamilahlemieux on Threads @JamilahLemieux]

Imagine setting foot on a plantation and being able to think of anything aside from slavery.

[shonda rhimes wrote crossroads @jersing]

I don’t use any pronouns. Please just stop referring to me

[the woman in the arena @curvellas]

i just remembered that solange is married lmfaooo god what a mood, if i ever have a husband i want people to regularly forget that he exists

[ok @slugcharmer]

please stop posting ur boyfriends on social media. they are so ugly

[Chris Farren @chrisfarren]

choosing the perfect podcast to listen to for the 20 second walk taking the trash out so i don’t accidentally exist in silence for a single moment of my life

[DannyMack @Danny__Mack]

@stormzy is the hero we need. Told boris Johnson to suck his mum live at Glastonbury whilst wearing a stab vest.

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

*3 weeks ago*
right wing press: the left are destroying civility in british politics by pouring milk on tommy robinson!

*today*
right wing press: whomst among us has not choked a woman at a work event?

[Chris Brookmyre @cbrookmyre]

It's amazing how men who"react instinctively" in assaulting women are so much better at restraining themselves when faced with a man twice their size.

[𝖕𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖔 @PabloPiqasso]

Me explaining to ⠀ ⠀ ⠀My cat
my cat that I ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀pretending
won’t tell anyone ⠀⠀ ⠀he cant speak
if he can speak

[🌙 @divagbn]

@seetickets hi, I don’t need my glastonbury car park ticket anymore. Can I get a refund on it?

[Corey J. Miles @CoreyMiles__]

I could have 3 PhDs, don’t come up to me and have a conversation using words like “ontological” or “metaphysical”. I’m just going to smile and nod my head, and hit you with, “that’s what up”.

[♥︎ hannah @shybunni]

me explaining
my love for my
cat and how i
would die for him my cat

[liz 🇵🇸 @socializm_]

me: *finishing an
unprompted rant
about
women’s liberation
and the ways
capitalism
and colonialism have
worked to oppress
us and construct the
Western idea of
what a “woman”
should be* my friends & family:

[relationships.bsky.social @redditships]

My boyfriend [28M] wants me [27F] to take a dump in front of him to prove that I'm not cheating.