naurvember

full time medical mystery and all-around delight. underappreciated posting genius

[Erin Manning Writes @emanningwrites]

Important news: the post-game rock is something Rod found in the parking lot.

[celine dionysus 🌿 fisher thing 🌿 NEW SINGLE OUT! @celinedionysus_]

the origin of consciousness in the breakdown of the bisexual mind

[Jo @puckdrop]

There couldn’t have been a better person to do this with 😭😭 Fishy straight up telling him it’s really bad

[ৎ N𝘢𝘯𝘢 @bomniiii]

triste pq ninguno de mis amigos me invita a tirarnos de un puente como decía mi mamá

[naurvember @divalectics]

@chibiborg i’m having a blast to be clear!

[naurvember @divalectics]

please enjoy these selfies i took today, including a rare not-side profile pose

[naurvember @divalectics]

@chibiborg it’s a kind of a working vacation… i’m playing with toddlers and i held my baby 6mo nephew in one arm last night in the restaurant as i ate pasta with my non dominant hand lol

[naurvember @divalectics]

@moongrime i’m not totally convinced it’s real… but i’m suspicious enough that when i get my tits rebuilt i’m opting for fat injections

[celine dionysus 🌿 fisher thing 🌿 NEW SINGLE OUT! @celinedionysus_]

using this letter opener to catch a roadrunner and it backfires comically in the process

[naurvember @divalectics]

i know i’m their favorite right now and i use that to manipulate the hell out of them lol. whatever works

[naurvember @divalectics]

i finished brushing my teeth, opened the bathroom door, and caught my niece AND nephew sneaking out of bed down the hallway lol.

[naurvember @divalectics]

i finished brushing my teeth, opened the bathroom door, and caught my niece AND nephew sneaking out of bed down the hallway lol.

[Joe Smith @JoeSmithNHL]

How the @Canes became the NHL’s new standard: Inside the culture behind the champs

I spent a few days behind the scenes with Carolina for my own case study

https://t.co/Y8OxYYTggJ

[naurvember @divalectics]

@celinedionysus_ time has no meaning to auntie dinosaur

[naurvember @divalectics]

@celinedionysus_ he thought it was HYSTERICAL

[naurvember @divalectics]

@celinedionysus_ my nephew wanted me to play dress up. this somehow segued into a game where he would turn out the lights and i’d fall down and pretend to be asleep, then he’d flick them back on and i’d pop up and say GOOD MORNING! we did this for like thirty minutes straight

[naurvember @divalectics]

it’s crazy how the house wine at these little italian restaurants in small italian towns are better than ANYTHING you can get in the states

[naurvember @divalectics]

HE (still in diapers) ASKED ME TO TAKE HIM GO POTTY ON THE TOILET!! AND HE DID IT!!! TOTAL AUNTIE VICTORY!!!!!!!!

[naurvember @divalectics]

my 3yr nephew might have a speech delay but he very handed me this toddler dino costume, and when I asked if he wanted to play dress up he very clearly said “No Auntie Dinosaur”

[naurvember @divalectics]

my 3yr nephew might have a speech delay but he very handed me this toddler dino costume, and when I asked if he wanted to play dress up he very clearly said “No Auntie Dinosaur”

[naurvember @divalectics]

@kiwialarm hell yeah!!!!!!

[hockey lesbian @saadgirlhours_]

when laila edwards scores the first ever san jose sea lions goal and hits this celly