Ariana DiValentino

lifestyle journalist by day, actor and filmmaker by other days. bylines @insider @vinepair @vice and stuff.

[Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope]

btw i recently, quietly put my short film DEMONS up for all to see. in case you’re into colors, feelings, and/or corrosive menstrual blood https://t.co/X9uVbiaIQ5

[Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope]

dropping in to Hell Site to announce: my short script is going to be read at @cindependentff next month!

[Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope]

@ChaoticGoodest @sulkingtime no, but the job chose me

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

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@SomtimsEliza @m8ss3ducti0n she was in a conservatory program, they probably had full studio days and would break for lunch

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@m8ss3ducti0n i don’t believe for a single second that her musical theater classmates did not also routinely assault their surroundings with showtunes. that’s just what they do. law of nature

[Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope]

@therapatical i think i'm actually pretty decent at cooking but trying to pick a meal and shop for it always fucks with me because i'm trying to be budget-friendly, healthy, and not-gross at the same time, to the point that it causes pretty severe anxiety and i rarely do it

[Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope]

@hyperflesh this is spin art but big

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

kamala pledged to be tougher on the border than trump, wouldn’t ban fracking, pledged allegiance to israel, and gave no strong support to trans people. is the far left pandering in the room with us?

[Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope]

my therapist OWNED me so hard i’m actually embarrassed. just DESTROYED like a blue-haired oberlin freshman in a bad-faith debate with a right wing dweeb

[Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope]

still can’t believe that financial columnist got a call like this and didn’t immediately hang up

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i’m at a halloween show in brooklyn and there are at least two big lebowskis in this room

[Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope]

the people of the L train are already in full halloween mode. in case you were wondering

[Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope]

CARHARTT IS FOR HVAC DADS, NOT BUSHWICK BOYFRIENDS

[Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope]

i am often screaming these very things.

[Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope]

@rat_liker I also don't understand why they think this is a problem that would be solved with robotics and not like, biology

[Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope]

they act like part-time hourly employees are telepathically making the tip screen appear rather than it being just part of how the POS works ??

[Tay Supreme @UrFriendTay]

They’ll turn that iPad around on you for a tip over a $8 lemonade

[Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope]

just imagine if every movie, book, etc. had a few of these

[Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope]

bleak!

[Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope]

@moorehn she PAID to be eye candy for old men?? HOW MUCH??

[Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope]

AI may be a mess but to its credit, iphone can now tell my cats apart and my ex-boyfriend could not. so, guess that job is replaceable