The Dev Diva

A chronicle of the sometimes outrageous, ridiculous and always hilarious complaints I've heard from developers.

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"cause like… a muffin platter everyday is not a perk" #devdiva

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My 15-inch retina laptop is too heavy for my walk to work & I only live 10 minutes away #devdiva

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I can't get my weekly massages yet because my benefits haven't kicked in #devdiva

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My coworker types too loudly #devdiva

[The Dev Diva @divaloper]

Why do people keep touching my retina screen?