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Have to have high high hopes for a living!

[david @divcambo]

@hawkchild Richard Keys and Andy Gray getting sacked from Sky in 2011 was the beginning of the end imo

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@hawkchild Saw Wyatt in morrisons the other week and got depressed at the thought of parents paying tens of thousands a year to send their kids to a school hes in charge of

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@hawkchild when bae wears white socks

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@hawkchild Still remember you showing me it for the first time on the Wii U on the top floor of Buchanan Street HMV

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@JoeJenkinsMusic Sold mate. Sorry

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Just want to let any girls out there know that I am free on Captain Tom Day if they are looking for plans

[Metro @MetroUK]

The family is continuing the Second World War veteran’s legacy through a Foundation set up in his name, which includes launching Captain Tom Day in June, aimed at celebrating and supporting the older generation.

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Went to see Spiderman. Enjoyed it but found it disappointing and irresponsible that none of the characters wore face masks in public spaces

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Told my mate about tinder 8 years ago and now I’m on my way to his wedding with a girl he met on it shortly after. If you’re one those ones hovering your thumb over the delete button, remember there’s always hope

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@hawkchild If they’re so obsessed with sounding like the 00s then why do none of their songs sound like JCB by Nizlopi?

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Twitter a year ago: ‘Boomers are dumb as shit. They believe posts on Facebook that are saying the vaccine is a means for Bill Gates to control is’

Twitter now: ‘Travis still slaps & I love him but that’s totally a satanic ritual. I saw some crazy shit on TikTok about it’

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Biggest thing to happen at the SEC this year?

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Says a lot about society today that people kept checking to see if Instagram is down but never check in to see if their friends are feeling down 😔

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@Farhad__c @NintendoAmerica @illumination @prattprattpratt

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My colleague earnestly asked me if I was staying safe from the shed variant of coronavirus that’s taking over the southside of Glasgow the other day. It’s taken me two days to realise she’s fallen for a joke about The Shed nightclub

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Angeball? More like ‘Ange? Lol’

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Was Old a terrible movie? Yes. Would I recommend it to everyone I know? Absolutely

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@hawkchild Feel like them and Scouting for Girls were formed specifically to soundtrack Special K adverts

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@Farhad__c Might also make me look like a fud that can’t remember to check his calendar. The reward is not worth the risk!

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Been working for the past hour and 45 mins to then check my calendar and find out I’m off today as it’s a company holiday

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Using my holiday as an excuse to try new things (watching rugby. Probably wont do it again)