i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies
How to lose a guy in 10 days (2026 edition)
•tell your friends about him
•respond fast
•care about him
•text him
•genuinely like him
Works like a charm, every time.
If you think the average tourist in a city is bad now imagine there are 500 of them and they are all completely glued to their phone playing pokemon go That is my reality