BREAKING: An Indianapolis Trumper is fired from his job as a lab worker after Democratic Congressman Eric Swalwell publicly tweets death threats that the Trumper made against him and his family — and online sleuths identify the man and alert his employer. RT IF YOU’RE GLAD!
BREAKING: Fox News’ Sean Hannity whines that the Republican Party is “on the verge of becoming a total clown show” as they fail again and again to select a Speaker amidst the MAGA civil war. RT IF YOU THINK THAT THEY’RE ALREADY A CLOWN SHOW!
BREAKING: Republican Rep. Adam Kinzinger announces that he believes Donald Trump will be charged and “frankly” he “should be” because if he isn’t found guilty he fears “for the future of this country." RT IF YOU FULL SUPPORT PROSECUTING DONALD TRUMP!
BREAKING: Donald Trump implies that he has dirt on possible 2024 enemy Ron DeSantis, promises to "tell" us "things about him" that "won't be very flattering" claims to "know more about him than anybody other than perhaps his wife." RT IF YOU HOPE THEY DESTROY EACH OTHER!
BREAKING: MAGA Senator Lindsey Graham threatens that there will be “riots in the streets” if Donald Trump is prosecuted for his dangerous and criminal mishandling of classified documents. RT IF YOU THINK WE SHOULD PROSECUTE HIM ANYWAY AND LOCK UP ANY RIOTERS!
BREAKING: Congressman Bill Pascrell demands that Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas “resign” for “poisoning” America by “participating in the worst breach of judicial trust ever seen” when he covered up his wife’s planning of Trump’s insurrection. RT IF THOMAS SHOULD RESIGN!