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When singing The Wheels on the Bus, it is important to improvise to keep things fresh. The wheels on the bus may go round and round...

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Fixing my fence with a prayer to the patron saint of fortification: St. Urdy.

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@Zceenook The art is indeed awesome, I did not have a drive to collect the cards.

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My meatballs came with vertices.

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Breakfast taco.

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@DiabolicalSpuds It's evolution.

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After explaining what a fritter is my oldest asks
"Can you make a fritter with a tomato?"

Asking the important questions.

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How I feel when they land on me.

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Cleaned up the vines in an attempt to grow sweet grapes this year.

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There were some cool clouds a couple days ago.

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I would not recommend doing this multiple times. Hundreds to thousands of people doing this once is enough to cause disruption to a business.

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How to inconvenience retail giants in four easy steps:
1. Order online! Pick a few dozen small items that are spread throughout the entirety of the store to take a maximum about of time for a worker to collect.
2. Curbside pickup! Have them bring the bags to you.

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3. After all the bags are loaded into your car put them back into a cart.
4. Return it all! You don't need it anyway and the sum total of all these steps is temporary loss of available product and a few hours of worker time collecting and replacing product.

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Damn, these triscuits taste bad. I didn't check the best by date before snacking.

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Latest email spam: two different, but identical companies scrubbing LinkedIn of job listings and emailing them as "Today's hot job picks!" One uses that phrase in all caps, the other does not.

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Seeds from our neighbor's tree built up on the sidewalk during a recent rain.

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Hands where I can see em!

This is a stick up!

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Pear jam season. Batch one of... probably three with how much fruit we still have.

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Thinking about how I will inevitably run into a person named Gurtrude, named in honor of the famous squeeze tube yogurt product.

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If the lead singer for the Foo Fighters wants to start a new career they can reboot Sweatin' to the Grohldies.

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When a piece of food I'm cutting falls to the floor I remember the words of @VeganBlkMtlChef.