Benedikt Buchner

Senior Software Engineer & full-stack Java developer, Golang enthusiast, IoT fan & professional techie

[Vincent. @Vincentt1987]

Durante tres años, mi esposa fue la encubridora oficial de las infidelidades de su mejor amiga. Les prestaba la casa, mentía en los grupos y armaba coartadas perfectas para engañar al marido. Yo solía confrontarla por eso, pero ella me juraba que "la lealtad entre amigas no se juzga". La semana pasada, por un error en un mensaje guardado, descubrí que ella aplicaba esa misma lealtad para cubrir a su...

[Josh Long @starbuxman]

can’t wait to orchestrate deliveries from a Spring AI agent

[Benedikt Buchner @divid3byzero]

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[Benedikt Buchner @divid3byzero]

@nicolas_frankel People (like me) embraced the declarative nature Maven because of the said maintenance heavy and often confusing customisation that was possible (and of course used) with Ant. Gradle is a step back to that direction in my opinion.

[Benedikt Buchner @divid3byzero]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 25 Jan 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Benedikt Buchner @divid3byzero]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 25 Jan 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Marie von den Benken @Regendelfin]

Da fälscht man als Ungeimpfter ein Mal versehentlich Dokumente, lügt in Einreiseformularen, trifft mit positivem PCR-Test Kinder und schon wird man des Landes verwiesen. Irre! Wie kann man Djokovic dafür so fertig machen? Er hat ja keine Quellenangaben in seinem Buch vergessen.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm developing a new strain of anti-vaxxer that is even more immune to reality.

[Paige Watson - @[email protected] @paigeisxp]

@GeePawHill I stand by my statement that "I truly believe that Lombok is the worst thing that’s ever happened to Java in the entire history of mankind."

[PS5 Radar | Der PS5 Bot 🤖 @PS5RadarDE]

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[Ruprecht Polenz🇪🇺 @polenz_r]

So wurde Kinderlähmung ausgerottet

[Benedikt Buchner @divid3byzero]

Jesus, such genius...😂

[Benedikt Buchner @divid3byzero]

@javarevisited 0xCAFEBABE

[Benedikt Buchner @divid3byzero]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 25 Jan 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Benedikt Buchner @divid3byzero]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 25 Jan 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Fintan Ryan @fintanr]

(Apparently still) unpopular opinion - monoliths are okay for many, many applications. Not everything needs to, or should, be #microservices. There is a spectrum of applications in every company.

[Benedikt Buchner @divid3byzero]

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