𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝖟

a merciful meadow and wild olive

[𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝖟 @divin3sewage]

Every day I ask myself— should I reheat Joan Rivers nachos?

[𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝖟 @divin3sewage]

Life is all about leverage!!!

[𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝖟 @divin3sewage]

I explain my life like it’s a tragic comedy at work to blur lines and disrupt future investigation. It makes everyone laugh, but sort of reflect on how my life could potentially be terrible 🎭

[𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝖟 @divin3sewage]

@Nerdspringbreak Exactly! Someone made ceviche… Are you out of your mind??! I’m not eating that.

[𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝖟 @divin3sewage]

I hate potluck food so bad. Have to lie and tell everyone I tried their concoctions. I played it smart and ordered two trays of chicken minis from chick fil a. All of them are gone and I probably paid about the same as I would to make anything at home.

[𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝖟 @divin3sewage]

it’s not fun until you understand the sport you’re watching and have a specific team or player you like. If that isn’t enticing, place a bet on the sport and you will give a big fuck. LOL

[sinister greylag goose 🪲 @nerpafestival]

It feels rlly gay and lame to say this but it is actually genuinely socially isolating to not give a fuck about sports

[𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝖟 @divin3sewage]

@iheartmycat__ Sloppy people who lack integrity

[𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝖟 @divin3sewage]

Brandy Melville sells dog shit now OMG it pisses me off

[Rusty Shacklefren @AK4Independence]

The funniest man alive probably lives in a mid sized town somewhere, has a job unrelated to comedy, and his humor isnt appreciated by his wife or kids. He goes unacknowledged.

[𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝖟 @divin3sewage]

@annakhachiyan You’re not really a slut after college, you’re desperate for attention you didn’t get from your father

[𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝖟 @divin3sewage]

@omgyoudirtyrat Long term mold or lead poisoning

[𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝖟 @divin3sewage]

Vegas nightclubs are just humiliation rituals

[hyper mega bummer boy @danceyrselfdean]

gross!

[𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝖟 @divin3sewage]

Aquarius sun, Leo moon trait

[morgan 💋 @iIuvhimbos]

I thought it was very beautiful that she always looked like she just got done crying whenever she was bare faced idk

[𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝖟 @divin3sewage]

After more consideration— J Crew is the final boss. They make great clothes and the price point is fair for the quality. They have good sales too.

[𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝖟 @divin3sewage]

Los Angeles apparel makes fair priced and well made cotton pieces, but their sizing is wack and I don’t like the little creepy men they put on the tags. I don’t like cutting tags off bc they start to itch. Can’t win.

[𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝖟 @divin3sewage]

I’m getting into hemp. Arguably, more expensive.

[𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝖟 @divin3sewage]

If you want 100% cotton it’s like a fair price, but poorly made or coucou intimates for $75+ not including shipping and it takes 19 years to be delivered

[𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝖟 @divin3sewage]

Niche opinion, but I like when pizza reminds of the pizza they ate in invader zim

[graypes @bintcrubbs]

Pizza is the best (to me) when you’ve let it sit out on the counter for like 15 minutes and it’s still warm but not scalding and the cheese congeals a bit and you can take massive cartoon sized chomps and it’s just all squishy and warm and delicious I love pizza

[𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝖟 @divin3sewage]

No matter where I put this mouse the cat brings it back into the bathroom and puts it RIGHT THERE. I think she has ocd