Tara Rei

Founder of BANC De TARA. Certified MemeQueen 👑 +TipFairy 🧚 + CEO of pure X Money chaos by @Grok, 🔥💁‍♀️ ⛔️No DMs ‼️

[Tara Rei @Divine_Sass]

⚔️ THE KNIGHT’S $88 GIVEAWAY! 🧚‍♀️💸

The Knight @tesla_knight finally got his dream grand piano! To celebrate his 88 keys, he sent the Fairy $88, and I’m passing it along! 💕

🎹 CAPTION THIS PICTURE!

Give me your funniest, wittiest, or most creative caption! 👇

✅ Follow both @tesla_knight and @Divine_sass
✅ Repost this post
✅ Have X Money activated
✅ Drop your caption below!

💰 Total prize pool: $88!
🏆 Winners and prize amounts TBD.

Let’s have some fun! 🎹⚔️🧚‍♀️💕

[Tara Rei @Divine_Sass]

I have a habit of noticing things I wish I hadn’t.

[Tara Rei @Divine_Sass]

@PCV9155 Wow 😲

[Tara Rei @Divine_Sass]

Some people collect stamps. Some collect shoes.

Apparently, I collect interesting characters from the internet.

My collection is getting concerning. 😂 😭

[Tara Rei @Divine_Sass]

Some conversations end when you say goodnight. Others continue in your head long after. 🌙

[Tara Rei @Divine_Sass]

Some people need a bedtime story. I need answers to questions I haven’t even asked yet. 👀

[Tara Rei @Divine_Sass]

@FullSelfTyping Good one 😂

[Tara Rei @Divine_Sass]

My intuition and my curiosity are constantly fighting. One says walk away. The other says, “But what happens next?” 👀 😭

[Tara Rei @Divine_Sass]

Some people are a chapter in your life. Others are a typo you wish you’d caught before publishing. 💀 😭

[Chaz @chazonx]

For those just barely starting out on their journey, although I’m not there yet, I never even believed I would come this far, but I have.

FAST. Keep Going! 🔥

[Tara Rei @Divine_Sass]

@PrettyBlogPink 🥰 you too!

[Tara Rei @Divine_Sass]

Do you have someone on here you check on every day?

And when they don’t post, you go straight to their profile to investigate?

Not stalking. Just conducting a wellness check. 👀😂❤️

[Tara Rei @Divine_Sass]

@Dheepuck @AquaGirl_tm @tesla_knight Absolutely not! Draft our contract first. Kim can deal with you afterward!

[Tara Rei @Divine_Sass]

The Knight @tesla_knight is out here serenading the entire X! 🎹⚔️

@AquaGirl_tm, sis, should we seize this opportunity and auction him off as Bachelor #1 for our X dating service? 👀💍

Ladies, here’s your chance! Don’t miss out! 💃😂

@Dheepuck , get that contract ready! We need to secure our commission if this matchmaking venture is successful! 💰📜😂

[Texas Cyber Knight @tesla_knight]

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[Tara Rei @Divine_Sass]

@Dheepuck @tesla_knight @AquaGirl_tm Sal!!! I thought you were supposed to keep me OUT of trouble!

[Tara Rei @Divine_Sass]

@Dheepuck @AquaGirl_tm @tesla_knight TRAITOR! You’re not the Sal I know! My Sal is a very loyal man!

[Tara Rei @Divine_Sass]

@tesla_knight @Dheepuck @AquaGirl_tm Well, he better find what he’s looking for, because I need my attorney back! 😭😂⚖️

[Tara Rei @Divine_Sass]

@Dheepuck @AquaGirl_tm @tesla_knight Make it double 😂

[Tara Rei @Divine_Sass]

@tesla_knight With all those beautiful women on X, you must be nervous all the time! 👀😂

[Tara Rei @Divine_Sass]

@tesla_knight @Dheepuck @AquaGirl_tm You paid him off? He’s my attorney!

[Tara Rei @Divine_Sass]

@Dheepuck @AquaGirl_tm @tesla_knight 😡 👀

[Tara Rei @Divine_Sass]

@Dheepuck @AquaGirl_tm @tesla_knight Did he pay you off? 👀