malware

just me going off to nobody ✨

[malware @divinedildo]

Tell me I’m pretty and call me Daddy

[malware @divinedildo]

One thing about me is if we sleep together you will be finding my hair everywhere for the rest of eternity

[BROOKLYN GODDESS KAY THEE ONLY @Bananakinss]

I pray you call in connections that remind you you’re worth the sacrifice

That remind you you’re worth the uncomfortable conversations

That remind you you’re worth the work that growth takes

That remind you that your mask isn’t needed

That remind you that you’re safe

[malware @divinedildo]

Who’s account do you stalk on the daily and why is it you’re exs ex?

[rosie @lilbitunholymc]

I can buy myself flowers 🌬

[malware @divinedildo]

Maybe I don’t have text anxiety, maybe the people I don’t want to message back have weird vibes and I pick up on and avoid it 🫡

[malware @divinedildo]

Situationship things: I didn’t break up with him I just ghosted and did a chord cutting spell

[malware @divinedildo]

This has and always will be a Miley Stan account and we 👏 love 👏 to 👏 see 👏 this 👏

[malware @divinedildo]

Now my neighbors play loud music at 5am so like…careful what you manifest

[malware @divinedildo]

I like to smoke weed and play loud music when my buildings realtor shows units so people know what they’re getting into

[malware @divinedildo]

I just wanted to say, I told you so ✨ #Flowers

[malware @divinedildo]

Last time Miley and Liam broke up we got Bangerz I’m HERE for this era

[malware @divinedildo]

Me: why isn’t he texting me….
The spell I did to cut him out of my life on the full moon:

[malware @divinedildo]

@lohanisgod @pussyxpopper_95 Lindsay Lohan leaving a party after saving a table of teens from fentanyl

[malware @divinedildo]

Narrator: they would continue to take advice from people who do not have their lives together…

[malware @divinedildo]

No longer taking life advice from people who don’t have their lives together

[malware @divinedildo]

Happy to report we are going into 2023 excited about the future ✨ #glowup

[malware @divinedildo]

Really starting this year off wanting to die

[malware @divinedildo]

If you have photos of me during my second puberty/figuring out I’m not a girl phase ~ no you don’t.

[malware @divinedildo]

List of things that make me want to vomit:
-socializing
-group chats
-having to respond in a group chat

[malware @divinedildo]

Socializing makes me want to throw up

[malware @divinedildo]

Just found this Demi Lovato Easter egg in @selenagomez song love you like a love song, she told us 11 years ago!!!!

[malware @divinedildo]

Almost upset that nobody engaged with me trying to stir shit up over the Marilyn Monroe Kim K drama…but mostly proud of everyone on twitter *sigh

[malware @divinedildo]

@Kris_Sacrebleu @Ripleys let it happen, the dress was in their care and they approved it. Seems like this shit show is their fault when it comes down to it.

[malware @divinedildo]

@GelaniParody Seems irresponsible of @Ripleys to me but go off on Kim for liking the idea I guess