My aunt interrupted me to ask why I "talk like that" if I'm "so" educated. I said "Like what?" & she said "Ignorant"
So I told her "I prioritize intelligibility over ostentation. My intelligence requires no external validation."
She said "What?" I said "That's why."
Now she mad
my best friend told a guy “don’t let your girlfriend stop you from finding your wife” in regards to me LMAO. I said bitch that is the top five funniest things you’ve ever said.