Fun statistic about JGU: You actually stand a 0.00000035% chance of being pooped on by a pigeon for every second you spend in the JGU library (per pigeon). This is opposed to the 0% in most other libraries.
you ever just pee because you can like not because you have to or because you actually need to pee but like you feel like it’s a vibe so you just go and pee and get back to your life? yeah me neither