olivia

fuera de control @divvyaaa

[olivia @divyadoes]

me finding out via instagram that our signed wedding venue is closing next week

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

Woke 2 is crazyyyy

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Not sure there are most likely to get injured odds but Jose Alvarado is moving up

[olivia @divyadoes]

miss u tarrin you would have slept overnight at city hall purely for the bit probably ❤️

[olivia @divyadoes]

fabio gave these boys a four tackles per colombian quota

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

they can’t arrest us all

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

NEW YORK IS THE ONLY CITY IN THE WORLD

[olivia @divyadoes]

TEN *** seconds gYAT

[olivia @divyadoes]

our downstairs neighbor is a full two and a half seconds ahead of us and it’s driving me absolutely insane

[olivia @divyadoes]

ohhhh they meant rain rain

[olivia @divyadoes]

I don’t want to make it any harder for people to get or keep jobs but I think you should have to pass a test before you are granted an Adobe InDesign license if not for my mental health alone

[olivia @divyadoes]

nyu langone i do not need your ai agent to make fake typing sounds fuck off

[olivia @divyadoes]

the pollen that’s embedded in my uvula wants me to quit my job

[olivia @divyadoes]

obsessed w this british religious cult show on netflix where the moral appears to be that the real villain all along is just a Northern Irish Man

[olivia @divyadoes]

when you get my wedding registry just remember i didn’t even want this u people made me do this

[olivia @divyadoes]

This explains why a grown boy at a midtown bar on st Patrick’s (wearing green and orange mind U) told me there was a line and I cut him and how it was uncool repeatedly after I went into an open spot at the bar and got served first i cordially invite you all to get it together

[Anal Roberts @buttholemuseum]

Why do people stand in line at the bar now? Did everyone just fucking forget how to exist in public or something?

[olivia @divyadoes]

this is like when that ridgewood bartender said “some shots for the road?” as we were closing out and then handed us the bill w/ said shots on it

[garvy @garvvee]

bartender said "drinks are free for pretty girls tonight" and winked at me, then charged me 17 bucks

[olivia @divyadoes]

apple weather/accuweather gap relationship that’s the real story

[olivia @divyadoes]

feel-good friday phone call w/ mom moment: still calling it a MAC machine

[olivia @divyadoes]

What is happening presently at the court sq Manhattan-bound 7 simply cannot ever happen again @NYCMayor we are in Desperate Need one of one of your cute PSAs on how to Ride the Subway