Chris Hanjaab

Love me a good warm southern biscuit! Professional fantasy football manager. Retired keg stand champion. The mountains are always blue!!

[Chris Hanjaab @dixie_biscuits]

Just told the old lady I spent $163 on my Halloween costume. Gonna be a pro golfer this year. Gotta have an excuse to buy the grips somehow

[Evil Empire @octoberstanton]

A map of who America is rooting for in the alcs

[Chris Hanjaab @dixie_biscuits]

I have so many questions, but anyone know a better deal than $8 for 5 ounces? Asking for a friend.

[Chris Hanjaab @dixie_biscuits]

Occasionally, I scroll on facebook marketplace just looking at shit, maybe catch some deals from time to time. Got on today and got thrown for an absolute curve ball. I mean straight 12-6 prime verlander curveball. This lady was selling breast milk. Like directly from her titty.

[Chris Hanjaab @dixie_biscuits]

Occasionally, I scroll on facebook marketplace just looking at shit, maybe catch some deals from time to time. Got on today and got thrown for an absolute curve ball. I mean straight 12-6 prime verlander curveball. This lady was selling breast milk. Like directly from her titty.

[Chris Hanjaab @dixie_biscuits]

What dreams are made of boys

[Chris Hanjaab @dixie_biscuits]

“College football starts this weekend”. It’s like telling a fat kid “we’re going to McDons”

[Chris Hanjaab @dixie_biscuits]

How’s everyone doing? I love this life

[Chris Hanjaab @dixie_biscuits]

What’s the best golf game to play with a foursome?

[Chris Hanjaab @dixie_biscuits]

Smoke show next to me at the airport. It’s gonna be a great day

[Chris Hanjaab @dixie_biscuits]

Feeling very white on this Sunday. #expand

[Chris Hanjaab @dixie_biscuits]

I’ll take a michelob draft and a 100 golf balls thank you miss

[Chris Hanjaab @dixie_biscuits]

Saw ur mom driving down the highway

[Chris Hanjaab @dixie_biscuits]

@parlaypatsy77 Hope your week is as good as the first beer of a 10 day bender. Have urself a week Pat

Best,
Chris

[Chris Hanjaab @dixie_biscuits]

This is the Holy Water

[Chris Hanjaab @dixie_biscuits]

Got this drinking shit down pat. I just need the love #expand

[Chris Hanjaab @dixie_biscuits]

This is Trumps America. The left simply can not comprehend this. #MAGA #LANK

[Chris Hanjaab @dixie_biscuits]

Might walk out the front door and rip some darts tonight. Who cares if it’s technically still indoors. Tryna catch a buzz. #CBTM

[Chris Hanjaab @dixie_biscuits]

All the fucking time bud. Matter of fact, pretty much every weekend. Gotten to the point where it’s kind of expected. #expand

[Chris Hanjaab @dixie_biscuits]

Now why the fuck would I tell you that infosec fox. #upmyass

[Chris Hanjaab @dixie_biscuits]

@Yukonruntheball Ball knower here. #brokenwindowserenade #timeout