Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

spooky scary. 🇺🇸🇹🇼🐧

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[mogul @sramzzad]

the older I get, the fucker the no

[miia @miiagarro]

"all women do is use men"

never in my life have i found a man useful

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

MY GREATEST ADULT DISAPPOINTMENT WAS DISCOVERING THAT BAD PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.

[Werewolf Bar Mitzvah @diximybabe]

@sidgeno88 Omfg 😭😭😭 geno better get his son in line!!

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

"I'm very self aware" says the neurodivergent girl who keeps writing herself plans for tomorrow that depend on her waking up with more self discipline and adherence to routine than she has ever exhibited in her life

[Werewolf Bar Mitzvah @diximybabe]

@penkindel oh thats his actual child. also the size difference is frying me. like geno is so deceptively large

[Werewolf Bar Mitzvah @diximybabe]

@Crosbycakelover

[Werewolf Bar Mitzvah @diximybabe]

@thatsorryuser truly one of the most tragic things on this earth

[Nostos @NostosLit]

- Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka

[Timuoxi Cha Le Mei @ch1cken_t3nder]

I do believe my favorite Americanism is saying “and I was like” instead of “I said”

[Werewolf Bar Mitzvah @diximybabe]

@sidjustkidding He was sooooo annoyed at his man. Like bitch, if you don’t get over here…

[Werewolf Bar Mitzvah @diximybabe]

@kendallhosseini @Canada @JustinTrudeau @katyperry @MarkJCarney @CanadianPM @Pittsburgh @CoreyOConnorPA @emalkin71geno @penguins not katy perry 😭

[Werewolf Bar Mitzvah @diximybabe]

@DKPghSports @chinny_crosby Wowwww manon rheaume’s son - very cool!

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

AO3 has received the divine mandate of the pope

[autumn ⁷¹ @ezrabriidger]

sidney you ARE the father

[Werewolf Bar Mitzvah @diximybabe]

@Anxiousenbyseth @nhlheatwatch YES

[Dan Potash Akgae @murdockanti]

Thinking about Geno trying to tell the ruck brothers apart

[Werewolf Bar Mitzvah @diximybabe]

No wonder we haven’t seen much of Sid this past month. Mama and papa were busy getting ready for birth ❤️👶👶❤️

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Our hearts are so full! 🫶

[Werewolf Bar Mitzvah @diximybabe]

@wolliestolie Omgg geno looks sooooo good