Dixon Sydme

daddy’s lil fuck pig 🐽

[Dixon Sydme @dixonsydme]

@Shoneys Are you pet friendly?

[Dixon Sydme @dixonsydme]

@Shoneys Gettin my little corn fritter mooshed out and motorboatin' a truckers mac and cheese bowl 😉

[Dixon Sydme @dixonsydme]

@RealDixonUranus I think we were supposed to be friends

[Dixon Sydme @dixonsydme]

@SIUC_SPS @GoodAmericanMan I wanna wash out your animal pocket

[Dixon Sydme @dixonsydme]

@MikeMims10 @SpeakWithDeeDee What’s the best milk for washing lizard shit out of my mouth

[Dixon Sydme @dixonsydme]

This is something I fuck with

[Chris @Chris490360]

Is this dookiefufu

[Dixon Sydme @dixonsydme]

@Ethelbrait1941 I just ate at least a pound of shit made from the food I bought a homeless guy. Sat there and watched him eat and digest it. In the end I got it all back. Art of the deal.

[Dixon Sydme @dixonsydme]

@JACKINWHOSBOX It’s been a week and I’m still picking little flecks of homeless shit out of my teeth

[Dixon Sydme @dixonsydme]

@DavidLeavitt Zero self awareness

[Dixon Sydme @dixonsydme]

@DavidLeavitt 100% bugman bitch

[Dixon Sydme @dixonsydme]

@zoomertea This looks exactly like what came out of me when the homeless guy had finished and pulled out

[Dixon Sydme @dixonsydme]

@DavidLeavitt @WhiteHouse Seethe more you bitch loser

[Dixon Sydme @dixonsydme]

@DavidLeavitt Dope fanfic

[Dixon Sydme @dixonsydme]

@wholehwitebaby @queenie4rmnola That straight line he’s talking about runs perpendicular to “the aisle”

[Dixon Sydme @dixonsydme]

@Budgetdog_ Impulse control

[Dixon Sydme @dixonsydme]

@AntonakosJeff @DavidLeavitt @Acyn @MeidasTouch You clawing your way out of your mother’s gaping snatch

[Dixon Sydme @dixonsydme]

@DickSprints Daddy’s stink dispenser is my chalice

[Dixon Sydme @dixonsydme]

@AntonakosJeff @DavidLeavitt @Acyn @MeidasTouch I bet that movie goes hard if you’ve got an underdeveloped frontal lobe

[Dixon Sydme @dixonsydme]

@AntonakosJeff @DavidLeavitt @Acyn @MeidasTouch