pawn of the hat man

they/them | 23| Honk shoo-ing my way to heaven

[pawn of the hat man @dixwix03]

@KeyUnicus @soigomaa The bristles are made of very soft flexible silicone, they’re not painful at all. Of course, everyone’s sensitivity will differ, but majority of people don’t find that brush too bad.

[chels @gremlingardener]

“only when the last tree has been cut down, the last fish been caught, and the last stream poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money”

[Sooz @CruisinSoozan]

I saw my shadow this morning.
Six more weeks of being a bitch.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

A single ICU Nurse is worth more to society than every ICE Agent put together.

[Robbiey @ItsJust_Robbiey]

Poverty breeds crime. Like, directly. If you think people losing healthcare, SNAP, housing, allat isn’t going to flip this country over you’re a fool. You will see a spike in crime. Criminology 101.

[Ⓜ️UMMY 💫🌐 @Officia_Evelyn]

Sorry I can’t twerk I have too much trauma stored in my hips

[missfalasteenia @missfalsteenia]

At first, I thought each square represented one child killed in Gaza.

But each square actually represents TEN children.

[K @kourtneyinhell]

the older I get the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these mfs quite often

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

Remember when I told yall lots of ppl think love is a reward for being conventionally attractive/desirable & that’s why it angers them when fat or disabled ppl have healthy love/sex lives

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

the hat

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

Idk why we even make vaccines optional. Put that shit in the water. Line up all the toddlers in town and run them through a needle gauntlet. Americans absolutely cannot be trusted with their own healthcare.

[izzybela @the4thbondsmith]

😭 she cooked me i fear

[sopi @ultravioIetts]

relatives are starting to ask abt boyfriends… they dont know they’re talking to lesbotron3000

[extremely african @sohcahtri]

they saying dating the eldest daughter is like dating a man omg lord what did we do to deserve such an insult

[Benny Getsamani @B_A_orBP]

Put on a condom. Get on birth control. Stock up on Plan B’s. Whatever you gotta do this holiday weekend to protect the world from more Leo’s

[pris @pwiscila]

Whenever someone posts a story and you can tell it’s for their crush or someone specific I’m like this is sooo Gatsby throwing parties for Daisy

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Friend: I’m poly.

Me, pulling out crackers: Well, you won’t believe what I have for you!