@abysmaldogwater It's the perfect setup, which is exactly why it won't happen. The Spider-Office knows people will keep buying their slop, so why should they care?
@EmeraldBaz Does Ben Grimm have the N-Word Pass - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
@Robertrobegjv@mywifewantedit@NebsGoodTakes@_claypot I swear to god, they explain that those thoughts existed because of a mental block on Bobby's homosexuality placed by Jean Grey from the present on Bobby in the past to preserve the integrity of the timeline after time travel got involved. Comic books!!
@Robertrobegjv@mywifewantedit@NebsGoodTakes@_claypot Yes, but they explain that away as part of him repressing his sexuality. It does kind of set up the unfortunate punchline where it looks like Jean turned him gay though, I will admit.
@DISSOLVED__GIRL Old people literally do not believe in objective reality it's so crazy. No matter how much evidence is presented or how convincing your argument is, they will never leave the version of the world constructed in their own mind. Drives me mad.
@mywifewantedit@NebsGoodTakes@_claypot As the result of Comics™️ circumstances too complicated to fit into a Twitter post, Jean Grey telepathically outed his repressed homosexuality. It also resulted in this set of hilarious panels. This was in 2015, he came to terms with it, and he's been out and proud ever since.
@Skylinex13 People always say “XYZ should have stayed dead after ABC” like that’s ever gonna happen. They’re comic book characters. Every last one is too marketable to kill. Nobody stays dead except Uncle Ben, and at the rate 616 Spider-Man is deteriorating I wouldn’t bet against his return.
@GunnerDobbins I imagine Black Hand at a department store, whispering into the ring: “Nekron my lord I swear this fridge is CRITICAL to the defeat of the Green Lantern Corps”