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[Diz @dizwizzy]

@danacarvey My heart goes out to you and your wife, I’m so sorry. I personally struggled with addiction, along with a lot of my family and friends, for many years. I never believed I would make it out. Luckily, I did. I believe one of the hardest things if not THE hardest thing in this world is to lose a child. It’s not natural, and I know a part of you died right along with him. I felt the need to reach out and tell you you’re not alone, and I hope your grief evolves into something more natural over time. You sir are one of my favorite cast members from SNL of all time. Church lady. Garth. But right now I’m thinking of you speaking about taking your kids on vacation in your comedy special. How they scoffed at the Coliseum. “Is this pretty much ALLLL we’re gonna be doing today?” 😝 Hold on to those beautiful memories, and just keep holding on brother. We love you Carvey family. #danacarvey #waynesworld #SNL #churchlady #family

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: 80-year-old woman with advanced Alzheimer’s reportedly briefly regained speech, bladder control, & memory after taking psilocybin mushrooms.

[New York Post @nypost]

Inside LA County election vote counting facility with rows of empty desks despite $336 million budget https://t.co/93yiAIoTcr

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

God always wins.

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

Red flag… 🚩🚩🚩

39.3% vote in…
Karen Bass had 117,579
Spencer Pratt had 86,323

42.4% vote in…
Karen Bass 130,429
Spencer Pratt 86,323

Virtually every candidate received votes except for Spencer Pratt. Impossible.

[Diz @dizwizzy]

@InvestingAddict Of course it’s a modern day Industrial Revolution. Pretty soon human beings won’t be needed for menial tasks and labor, giving us more time to conceive and design and create. But the powers that be are always 5 steps ahead of you controlling the parameters and writing legislation

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

I can show you why Spencer Pratt is going to win...

I saw it for myself.

Karen Bass does NOT want you to see this.

Remember how the fire hydrants had no water during the Palisades fire? That's because the massive Santa Ynez Reservoir was empty. It was empty because of LA's incompetent leaders. Californians died because of this. Gavin Newsom and Karen Bass claimed they refilled it.

Well guess what...

18 months later, it’s STILL empty. Not a single drop. They want the fires to happen again. They don't care. Security has now been posted outside the Santa Ynez Reservoir to keep the public from seeing the truth.

Good thing we brought a drone... look at this devastation. Look at what they did.

LA, it will be your house next. Vote Spencer Pratt.

[Diz @dizwizzy]

@Eman5695 One is constitutional, one isn’t. So. Ima follow the constitution.

[Diz @dizwizzy]

@_Aria_2210 32. Easy peasy.

[Diz @dizwizzy]

@hicasamadim It’s 72. East peasy. Square of 2 is 4. Square of 2 is 4. 4+4=8. Square of 5 is 25. Square of 5 is 25. 25+25=50. Square of 6 is 36. Square of 6 is 36. 36+36=72. You’re welcome. ☺️

[Sulekha Tripathi @sulekhat95]

A man spends 50 years teaching at MIT.

He knows his time is running out.

So he records one last lecture — everything he knows, distilled into a single hour.

He died 5 months later.

This is that lecture.

The most important hour you'll watch this week. 👇
Bookmark it for later

[Diz @dizwizzy]

@BoyGeorge @ChappellRoan I mean I’m no fan of Chappell Roan, she’s a loser, but you’ve got some nerve talking about her when you refused to see my husband and I back in 2018 in Sugar Land, TX even though we had back stage passes to the show. You DID however, hob knob with the trust fund groupies after🤡

[Diz @dizwizzy]

@heavenleig51 @Craftmastah @MikeBenzCyber 🤡

[Diz @dizwizzy]

@FriarBungay @iAnonPatriot Beat me to it.

[Diz @dizwizzy]

@iAnonPatriot Wouldn’t “captive” mean you couldn’t go back? 🤔

[Diz @dizwizzy]

@POTUS Why does the bill to reopen the government include a ban on hemp products? Are you fucking stupid or what? Get that shit out of there or you will close thousands of small businesses and tank your reputation FOREVER. Like wtf.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hmm

[Diz @dizwizzy]

@Fandango Why have you deleted 25 titles from my AT HOME library and are now refusing to give them back to me at the prices I paid? Talked to customer service twice, they refused me TWICE to escalate the issue to a manager. I have spent THOUSANDS of dollars on your platform.

[🇺🇸 𝓐𝓟𝓡𝓘𝓛 𝓢𝓟𝓐𝓡𝓚𝓢 🇺🇸 @AprilSpark1890]

How quickly life changes with just a few heartless words.

😁🤷🏻‍♀️Thoughts and prayers🤷🏻‍♀️😁

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Tucker isn’t afraid.

[LSU Baseball @LSUbaseball]

TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN!