Faizan Malik

brooklyn cowboy

[Faizan Malik @dizzeehendrix]

Just want to say that this shit paid off and I now officially work at a label 😤

[Faizan Malik @dizzeehendrix]

Graduated this weekend and yet here I am at 3am finishing up an assignment for a job interview

[Faizan Malik @dizzeehendrix]

nothing says transplant like asking for a “cheese slice”

[City of Detroit @CityofDetroit]

Hopefully next year you don’t have to move to another city 🙏🏾

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

The plan:
- a couple cold ones
- head to the bar with the fellas
- play creed on the touch tunes
- speak to ZERO girls
- start naming obscure patriot wide receivers
- wake up with all my credit cards in my wallet

[KayCyy @kaycyy]

https://t.co/p18cKrRaIz

[Faizan Malik @dizzeehendrix]

Sweep incoming 🧹

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

“Don’t let us win tonight.”

- Jaylen Brown 👀

(Via @ByJayKing )

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Let’s go Mr. Brunson

[Faizan Malik @dizzeehendrix]

no more tech twitter threads for the love of god

[UCLA Men’s Basketball @UCLAMBB]

𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐌!

The Bruins (31-5) have advanced to the Sweet 16 for the third consecutive season with tonight’s win against Northwestern at the @Golden1Center in Sacramento.

#GoBruins | #MarchMadness

[hef @hefstradamus]

speaker knockerz would’ve been one of the biggest hip hop artists ever

[Faizan Malik @dizzeehendrix]

@jos_ebooks im scared for may 25th

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Welcome to WatchMojo, today we're looking at Don Draper's top 10 most insane life decisions...
Number 10, that time he pretended to be giving away refrigerators so he could get into the home of the ex-husband of a waitress he slept with.

[Faizan Malik @dizzeehendrix]

@julianfkelly day 3 of asking julian to make it say rotisserie chicken

[Faizan Malik @dizzeehendrix]

@julianfkelly day 2 of asking julian to make it say rotisserie chicken (but take your time king)

[Faizan Malik @dizzeehendrix]

@heywilldailey @KnicksMuse jeremy tyler

[Faizan Malik @dizzeehendrix]

@hefstradamus lets goooo

[Faizan Malik @dizzeehendrix]

@hefstradamus pull up king

[Faizan Malik @dizzeehendrix]

Kyrie Irving

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

Who’s beating this Big 3? 🤔