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Not Kevin Spacey. Deflate Gate Denier. Tampa Superfan. Single (complicated)

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@thejuice69_ Fire the fucking cannons

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@DoggyFerguson31 Huge if true

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@2dollaJoseph That percentage just keeps going up baby

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@MarchMadnessMBB Groomed by Pitino. Sad to see

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@ATLHawks @MagicCity I need to know where these are.

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@ShamsCharania Are the hoodies they were promoting available for sale anywhere?

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@JimmyTatro release the Drunk Question Files. Please.

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@ATLHawks @MagicCity Magic city wings magic city wings magic city wings

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@2dollaJoseph VINNY YOURE MY BOY

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What’s the name of the mental illness that makes you feel like the man when you are violently hungover #cantstopwontstop

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@2dollaJoseph @GordonRamsay 2Dolla,
Thank you for proving my point that the left is extremely unhappy about this.

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The left is livid seeing me eat hotel breakfast for dinner #Winning @GordonRamsay

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Binge watched Harry Potter on this fine Presidents’ Day, forgot how fucking real Ron Weasley was.

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@DoggyFerguson31 What’s your sisters Instagram

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@DoggyFerguson31 What’s her IG ? Research purposes only

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Joking around at work and said “on 1, on 1” and coworker said “set, hut!”.

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@ToddRoberts1993 I’ll answer your question with 2 questions
1. Is this or is this not the XFL?
Yes it is
2. Do I currently have a pulse?
Yes I do let’s play football

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@pat_khill8 Get Willy C on this

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Kenneth Walker voice reveal

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Show the streaker!!!!!!!