@itsnashflynn Walked into a @jerseymikes to pick up my to-go order and the worker girl said “what’s your name” and I answered with “yes”. We laughed, we cried, I left to crawl into a hole of embarrassment
@cowboylikeivi_ Dial drunk cuz I’m somehow shocked every damn time I hear the lyrics like I haven’t heard them before when I’ve in fact listened to the song at least once a day since it was released
@theCHIVE please bring back the Down For Shenanigans tank top!! I’ve been wearing mine for 12 years, it’s my absolute fav and it now has holes in it 😢 a v sad time! I also wouldn’t mind a matching baby onesie for my little baby dude. Let’s make it happen!
Sat for four hours on Ticketmaster (with code) for Noah Kahan tickets. Finally on and see they’re $360+ for upper level and $430+ for lower level. @Ticketmaster BE BETTER. The artists hate it. We hate it. Be fckn better. This is awful.
Unpopular opinion: I hate the computer generated voice on videos. The last thing I want to hear when I watch dog videos is fckn Siri’s cousin saying NOM NOM
Surprise visit from my man🥹, springgate, doggie cuddles and a little foods.
Not pictured: family and friend hangs with some of the best.
Doesn’t get much better 💛✨ https://t.co/U6EFmfcH7p
it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS.
FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.