Peter Hitchmough

Developer, Christian, Geocacher. My tweets are my own and do not represent my employer.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I bet £1 million that if you gave Trump an hour's tuition on the subject he still wouldn't know the difference between the United Kingdom, Britain and England.

[Peter Hitchmough @dizzley]

@McDonaldsUK Hi. How do I reset my McDonalds app? For the 5th time I have my meal but still shows as waiting for pickup 6 days later.

[Peter Hitchmough @dizzley]

@JamesTCobbler I will always support Timpson businesses because of their relentless support of those who need an opportunity.

[James Timpson @JamesTCobbler]

Instead of making offenders wear high viz jackets in chain gangs, how about helping them get a real job instead? In my shops we employ lots of ex offenders and they wear a shirt and tie. Same people, different approach, a much better outcome.

[Noga Tarnopolsky נגה טרנופולסקי نوغا ترنوبولسكي @NTarnopolsky]

Not something I thought I'd say, but stop whatever you are doing and watch Arnold Swarzenegger's astonishing & deeply personal statement.

[Peter Hitchmough @dizzley]

@skillsmcgill Should be piles of aneroid jokes here too I expect.

[Homelessness • Manchester & Salford @McrSalford]

There's local support networks set up all across Manchester, there to help you access food and or medical supplies
@streetsupportuk @ManCityCouncil @OnTheOut_ @feedmycity_mcr @BarnabusMcr @Coffee4Craig @ReachOut_Com @MustardTreeMCR @ShelterGM
@uvmp1 @mancitmis @audaciouschurch

[Manchester Airport @manairport]

A beautiful #RemembranceDay tribute from the White Watch of Manchester Airport’s Fire and Rescue Service.
#RemembranceSunday #WeWillRememberThem

[New Mills Food Bank @NewMillsFBank]

This is amazing

[Peter Hitchmough @dizzley]

@sueperkins If only somebody had warned us Brits what might happen.

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

Presented without comment

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

How it started How it’s going

[Peter Hitchmough @dizzley]

HP Instant Ink virtual agent will not help me. #hpsupport

[Peter Hitchmough @dizzley]

.@HP why can't I talk to an agent about my faulty Instant Ink cartridge? Very angry right now.

[Adam Savage @donttrythis]

Saw a post the other day that said no matter what your religious/ political philosophy is, if it doesn’t involve being kind to people every day , then it’s worthless. I think i found my religious/political philosophy.

[Peter Hitchmough @dizzley]

This is Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston now. Feel old yet?

[SkillsMcGill @skillsmcgill]

“So at the current rate Boris, by next week this bench will be big enough for you and all your political allies, providing Rees-Mogg is prepared to sit up straight.”

[Peter Hitchmough @dizzley]

@skillsmcgill This is Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston now. Feel old yet?

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

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[Peter Hitchmough @dizzley]

@skillsmcgill There is little fruit in satire these days.