Lizzie Ryan

I like animals more than humans.

[Lizzie Ryan @Dizzy_MsLizzie]

@BankofAmerica you lost a customer. your customer service is horrendous. i absolutely should not have to wait on hold for 45 minutes every time i go to use my card.

[Anisa Subedar @TheAnisaSubedar]

Student @Dizzy_MsLizzie and friends came to show their support for #MarchForOurLives in D.C.
(Note the #Hamilton sign @Lin_Manuel)

[Lizzie Ryan @Dizzy_MsLizzie]

@SavedByThe90s teenage dirtbag

[Lizzie Ryan @Dizzy_MsLizzie]

@SavedByThe90s is it 9 yet?

[Lizzie Ryan @Dizzy_MsLizzie]

@SavedByThe90s @RamsHeadLive You know I'll be there! Beers after?

[Lizzie Ryan @Dizzy_MsLizzie]

@SavedByThe90s when do you come back to baltimore?!

[Lizzie Ryan @Dizzy_MsLizzie]

@SavedByThe90s when are you guys coming back to Baltimore?

[Lizzie Ryan @Dizzy_MsLizzie]

Hanging out in the back yard watching the rats run by. #Baltimore

[Lizzie Ryan @Dizzy_MsLizzie]

Really wish I had a nickel for every time someone says, "You sure do have your hands full" while I'm working.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

People in covfefe houses shouldn't throw covfefe. https://t.co/M7oK5Z6qwF

[Lizzie Ryan @Dizzy_MsLizzie]

@SavedByThe90s is it June 10th yet?

[Lizzie Ryan @Dizzy_MsLizzie]

The only thing getting me through this week is knowing I will see @maxbemis on Wednesday. 🙌🏻 #SayAnything

[Lizzie Ryan @Dizzy_MsLizzie]

Give me one fine day of plain sailing weather and I can fuck up anything

[Lizzie Ryan @Dizzy_MsLizzie]

@kbrew7 Hiiiii. I see you! Almost screamed your name across the room 😬

[Lizzie Ryan @Dizzy_MsLizzie]

Whyyyy do owners not understand that retractable leashes are a dog walker's worst nightmare

[Leonardo DiCaprio @LeoDiCaprio]

Honored to join Indigenous leaders and native peoples as they fight for climate justice. Join me in standing with them. #ClimateMarch

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

perks of. being dog:

3. no taxes
a. pets
• belly scritches
7. zooms (fast ones)
7. occasional swims
d) snoozes
1. peanut butter off. spoon

[Lizzie Ryan @Dizzy_MsLizzie]

There are dog treats in every pocket of every article of clothing I own.

[Lizzie Ryan @Dizzy_MsLizzie]

Just had about every profanity screamed at me while at a red light because of my sticker. Ladies and gents, Trump supporters👏🏼👏🏼
#stophate

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Names are weird.

Am I high?