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[diego🐺 @dizzydiego]

There is nothing more annoying when two people go right on talking after attempting to interrupt.

[diego🐺 @dizzydiego]

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[diego🐺 @dizzydiego]

Clapping after the plane lands… we don’t need to do that anymore….

[diego🐺 @dizzydiego]

My WiFi is broken. Xfinity 🥺

[diego🐺 @dizzydiego]

I hate that Face ID doesn’t work when I’m picking my nose...

[diego🐺 @dizzydiego]

She didn’t believe I 💩 that long so I started sending proof. #FunFact

[diego🐺 @dizzydiego]

Brothels... the topic my future MIL and I are talking about...

[diego🐺 @dizzydiego]

I have a tendency to over analyze everything as if they always have an alterior motive. #egomaniac 😕

[diego🐺 @dizzydiego]

Dude in front was just bragging about how expensive his ramen was.... $0.99

[diego🐺 @dizzydiego]

I drove home like a nice guy

[diego🐺 @dizzydiego]

I don’t need any kerosene, I’ll light it all myself

[diego🐺 @dizzydiego]

If it gets the job done

[diego🐺 @dizzydiego]

I think I’m secretly a closet blonde.

[The White House 45 Archived @WhiteHouse45]

President Trump and President Piñera met in the Oval Office for a bilateral meeting this afternoon 🇺🇸 🇨🇱

[diego🐺 @dizzydiego]

@tacobell is the verde sauce ever coming back? #verdesaucematters

[diego🐺 @dizzydiego]

Goal: get so drunk I try paying with a hotel key 😂

[diego🐺 @dizzydiego]

Oh hey Twitter 🙋🏻‍♂️

[diego🐺 @dizzydiego]

@lexie_warr I’m not

[diego🐺 @dizzydiego]

@TheWeirdWorld I take in about 700mg a day

[diego🐺 @dizzydiego]

Got drunk with my boss’s boss today.... that was cool