Clifton Craig

The last whole potatoe chip in your empty bag, that remaining sliver of tape on your depleted roll. You depend on me!

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Speex On iPhone Explained Part II: http://wp.me/pXqb-lC

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XCode 3.2.4 Bug!: http://wp.me/pXqb-lI

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Speex On iPhone Explained: http://wp.me/pXqb-lo

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You're Amazon. You bring in $7.56 billion revenue and try to evade paying $269 million #whodoesthat http://aol.it/bdgIIw

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She had a repeat affair, had babies, killed all of 'em, and got caught hiding their bones in the closet. http://aol.it/bdTOvO #whodoesthat

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#uwascooluntil ABC told you "The Whole Truth" about pulling your show: http://aol.it/9jjGwb

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#uwascooluntil you put a faulty fuel pump in my BMW. (http://aol.it/9Bi1V2) Now I got people on horse and buggy galloping by me on route 30!

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#uwascooluntil you started talking "Optimistic about the India investment rules" http://aol.it/cfMwHt C'mon Walmart, people want jobs here.

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#uwascooluntil you tried to play the Fresh Prince album on a Fisher Price! Get a decent turn table from here: http://aol.it/bGfPRF

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#uwascooluntil you tried to pass an etch-a-sketch as an iPad. Everyone knows its the new status symbol of success: http://aol.it/bJPd8D

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#uwascooluntil you saw your electric bill in the mail. What if you were this guy: http://aol.it/a7dgSx

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#uwascooluntil you said you got your winning numbers from an octopus. http://aol.it/bkG0fw

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#uwascooluntil you went to all that trouble just to make pancakes. Check out this crazy video: http://aol.it/9WeADe

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#uwascooluntil you tried to sue me for reading more than 1 article out of your newspaper. True story here: http://aol.it/aVEp8E

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#uwascooluntil you saw there was a new Sheriff in town... and saw how pretty she was: http://aol.it/aBqbeC

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#uwascooluntil I found your buffalo in my swimming pool http://aol.it/dyh8TD

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#uwascooluntil I saw that Beiber poster on your wall. How you gon' try to cover it with Tupac?

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#uwascooluntil I found out how you earned those 7 figures. http://aol.it/bYQk1s

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#uwascooluntil you said your Jaguar cost less than a Honda http://aol.it/akOlsA

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#uwascooluntil you turned up drunk and nude in a hotel room. Dang Charlie Sheen, why u break the chandelier like that? http://bit.ly/cQH4kk