Dizzy D

i live to love and laugh a lot

[Dizzy D @dizzydizzyd]

Getting a discount on the service I’m trying to cancel is the grown-up version of the kids only playing with the toys in the donation pile

[Dizzy D @dizzydizzyd]

@AroundtheHorn but it’s just dinner table judgments on family’s views and opinions - awarding and deducting points, muting people, and giving people no longer than about half a minute to make their point

[Dizzy D @dizzydizzyd]

Settle a debate - can you Google the word in Connections? #connections #nytgames

[Dizzy D @dizzydizzyd]

My toddler calls sneezes “bless yous.” Makes sense because we all say, “Bless you!” After someone sneezes. So in his brain you sneeze and everyone in the general vicinity scream SNEEZE at you to label the word for the toddler

[Dizzy D @dizzydizzyd]

My 5 yo son just gave the #chefskiss after trying something and I am just so proud

[Dizzy D @dizzydizzyd]

Tonight’s my first time playing @FortniteGame and all, but if there was a fetal position button I’d be very comfortable

[Dizzy D @dizzydizzyd]

*@Arbys jam sesh*
LISTEN GUYS!!! I just want our customers to know: WHO WE ARE & WHETHER OR NOT WE HAVE THE MEATS

[Dizzy D @dizzydizzyd]

It’s October and I just checked my phone to see what year it is. Happy Monday y’all

[Dizzy D @dizzydizzyd]

👏 now Nick Nurse can go back to being the villain in a childrens comedy movie from the 90s. Probably drives the snow plow in Snow Day or tries to steal and sell the secret sauce recipe in Good Burger or something like that ✌️#sixers @sixers #NBAPlayoffs

[Dizzy D @dizzydizzyd]

REVENGE! REVENGE! Sweet sweet revenge! @JoelEmbiid @kawhileonard @SixersFranklin @sixers #MVP

[Dizzy D @dizzydizzyd]

Got that “back from #maternityleave” walking around cash. Got that “I think if I work for a district with a strong union that pays its teachers relatively fairly, I think we can afford both healthcare and the childcare that we now need to also pay for” cash #LevellingUp #teaching

[Dizzy D @dizzydizzyd]

$500 starting in “the pot” for free parking in #monopoly ISNT in the rule book. All the fines and fees also went into the pot. HOW did we all know how to play that way?! Can I get a deep dive from @nytimes? Everyone knew how to play but how did we all know?

[Dizzy D @dizzydizzyd]

(3/3) He shakes so his collar jingles to wake me up. As soon as I stand up and pick up the baby, he went straight back to his bed. He’s been waking up before me to make sure I’m taking good care of the baby 😭 #Accountability #dogsoftwitter #dogsarelove @somegoodnews

[Dizzy D @dizzydizzyd]

(1/3) A story of how my dog helps me care for my newborn. A thread: Our newborn sleeps in a bassinet and our dog, Lincoln, sleeps in a dog bed in our room. I noticed when I wake up in the middle of the night to feed our baby, Lincoln is laying on the floor between me & the baby.

[Dizzy D @dizzydizzyd]

(2/3) I usually hop out of bed to feed our baby at the first sign of his grunts. Tonight I didn’t. The grunts got more persistent and all of a sudden, I notice that Lincoln is standing right next to me.

[Dizzy D @dizzydizzyd]

My fall plans. The delta variant #myfallplans #DeltaVariant

[Dizzy D @dizzydizzyd]

There you have it, even @AaronRodgers12 can’t take down @TomBrady in the post-season... not everyone can do what @NickFoles can! #MVP @Eagles

[Moth…Doozle…Flounder…Kroogr @timothy_kroogr]

🎶 One of these things is not like the other🎶 Donald Trump is the worst sitting president

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

Thank you! I would be nowhere without the women whose footsteps I dance in. While reciting my poem, I wore a ring with a caged bird—a gift from @Oprah for the occasion , to symbolize Maya Angelou, a previous inaugural poet. Here’s to the women who have climbed my hills before.

[Dizzy D @dizzydizzyd]

So much for @BrianFitzUSA being the “most independent congressman” - he’s a spineless coward who can’t stick up for our democracy under attack. If you don’t stand against domestic terrorists, who do you stand for?